Hindsight is a wonderful thing....................

[Malt 379]

Ah, double entendres? I'll have to re-watch the Carry on films.

[mackem 27,372]

Finbarr Saunders?Fnarr Fnarr!Chortle,chortle!

[chess 0]

Chess,you old sea-dog,tis the treasure of Lamlash bay your seeking?Or are ye drawn back there year in year out following the currents for a totally different reason?A woman perhaps?A siren maybe

Even as we shipped water last night Joe was gibbering about davey-jones locker,you ever been a fan of the Monkeees chess?

 

Yeah the Monkees, i used to love them as a kid and the Double Deckers, some good old fashioned 70s nostalgia . As for Lamlash Bay, used to be great fishing there 30 years ago, used to throw cod back to get to the haddock Still like to visit a couple of times a year for various reasons

[maty j 6]

chlamydia is an STD(I should know,I have had it a few times )

 

Should of had your prophylactics

I know how you feel about the boat. The amount of time I have ripped mine and had to make full steam ahead back to dry land! just I didn't have all the fishing gear in aswel Least you got a few fish for your troubles M!!

Has the camera arrived Joe?

[maty j 6]

Mackem told me you were loaded No worries mate, get you and yours sorted first If I was closer I'd video or let you borrow mine save you spending any cash - Then I mite get to see your secret on how you beat Mackem on that river session

[Guest friedrice]

Edward Smith probably said the same thing after he scraped his boat on a chunk of floating sea ice,Benjamin Briggs the Mary Celestes captain probably thought about hindsight in the moments prior to dissapearing from the face of the earth alongside his crew and wife,amazing how its normally old sea-dogs and nautical captains who use cliches which are painfully obvious even to those of us with less seafaring experience

I heard the expression used again recently,where and when was it AH!Yeah,thats right,it was 2am this morning in deepest,darkest Hampshire as half-way across a lake,under the full glare of a farmhouse spotlight we heard a loud,ominous...................HISS Moments before JOE had been amusing me with his salty language and maritime phrases "Arrrrr,me hearties" "Hoist the mainsail" He even whistled a few bars of "We shall have a fishy" and other sea-shanties,but give him his due,he never lost his sense of humour as at the first sound of escaping air he did pipe up with "Abandon ship"

Ten minutes prior to launching the vessel JOE had been bent over in the shadows using lung-power on an inflatable,now dont get excited or carried away,it was his latest purchase Das boot,and just like its namesake it was destined to sink below the waves with nary a trace

Oh yeah,we even managed a few fish

is it real? is it true! whatever it is ,i piss myselfe reading your posts mackem.

keep at it

[mackem 27,372]

"Was loaded" past tense I am afraid Maty,that horse is like a money pit

Its all real and true in my head Friedrice,scary sometimes

This ones for you Chess "Banana splits adventure hour" I guess Joe and I were just like Huck&Tom drifting along in that boat last night

[maty j 6]

"Was loaded" past tense I am afraid Maty,that horse is like a money pit

 

:laugh: Plenty of hay being cut isn't there..

 

the amount of weed in that place was ridiculous.

 

Don't mention fecking weed :censored:

[mackem 27,372]

There wasn't much drifting going on the amount of weed in that place was ridiculous. I couldn't even row most the time. Well thats my excuse and im sticking to it.

That first fish under the boat was hilarious "This way joe,this way,no joe,dont spin,dont spin,dont spin"It was like being on a f*****g merrygo-around

[Guest friedrice]

"Was loaded" past tense I am afraid Maty,that horse is like a money pit

Its all real and true in my head Friedrice,scary sometimes

This ones for you Chess "Banana splits adventure hour" I guess Joe and I were just like Huck&Tom drifting along in that boat last night

one banana,two banana ,three banana four. i liked that song,but why dress up like them,camo will do

[Guest foxyjo.]

Mackem, Maltenby, I have laughed my head off!!!!! Bloody excellent!!!!!

[Guest friedrice]

its time to write the book mackem.

the king of the trout thieves or something like that. king of the poachers aint nothing compared to what yo write

entertainment at its best

[maty j 6]

its time to write the book mackem.

the king of the trout thieves or something like that. king of the poachers aint nothing compared to what yo write

entertainment at its best

 

It's relocator Fredrice. Says so on his environment agency badge

[mackem 27,372]

Write a book Fried?I left school with a C- in CSE english,I couldnt string two f***ing sentences together if my life f***ing depended upon it without borrowing a few f***ing F-words from Ramsay as Joe will tell you,he actually asked me once was I suffering from Tourettes

Good Man Maty,relocator,you know the score Had another fishing session yet Maty?

[Guest friedrice]

thats the word maty, relocator. thanks for the help mat.

a everyone knowa i find it hard with the right words