Eggy 0 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Just a couple Dogs Cats Of insects I hate horseflies most Rabbit Rat Muskrat Ferret Mole Turtle (not a snapper turtle) Cheers Eggy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 (edited) Tropical fish Bloody Cichlosoma synspilum. The bugger would swim the length of the tank to get you. Total psychopath that fish. Edited July 22, 2008 by droid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 i used to have an Oscar fish that would jump out of its tank to have a nibble. i thought it was kinda funny lol and my ducks will bite while hand feeding. doesnt hurt but i wouldnt let a kid do it. also been pecked by angry chickens... and one pissed off nesting turkey. though being hit with her wings hurt more than the bite did lol left a bruise... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Oh ya, forgot to add Blackfly and Deerfly to my list. When going "up north" to the cottage you often have to sacrifice a good bit of flesh to those buggers, never mind the mosquitos Full net gear required! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 i just wonderd whots the worst thing you have been bitten with i have been bit with fox and badger [france] it was fecking murder lets hear your tales Four fecking rabid JRTs that belonged to a bloke who used to sell saddles and leather goods etc, went to buy a pair of boots off him and made the mistake of opening the gate that led into the courtyard where his stables were. A split second later I had four of the little feckers hanging off me savaging my legs/shins to shreds....hearing all the noise the old guy shouted at them and away round the corner they disapeared leaving me to tend my shredded shin bones and legs, still had to pay full price for my boots to add insult to injury....little tw*ts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mars 42 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Been bitten by a 60lb Staff x Wheaten in the thigh in a multi dog fight, been bitten by various small terriors mainly on the hands, my mums Elk Hound just below the eye(what a fecking grumpy dog), an old APBT of mine, couple of ferrets, Lizards, Snakes(non venomous), lots of birds including Parrots, Budgies, Swans, Geese, Ducks, Hearing Gull, Finches, Harris Hawk, Buzzard, Ostridge, Penquin, Cats, many rodents, my Son, my Misses, a couple of Girlfriends, Horses, Sheep, Goats, Camel, Cow, Pig, Pike, Cat fish, Eels, Ants, Mosquitoes, Beetles, Rag worm, nearly got bitten by a Seal (feeding it), more recently had my neighbours two Large Spaniels bite me seven times while stopping one of my dogs ragging one of them, I got bitten in the chest, arm, hands, inside thigh, nose and three stiches in my lip and they wanted me to pay for the two punchure holes in one of the dogs which the vet stiched and it caused an absess what a bunch of c--ts. I think thats nearly it. :11: You need to stay away from animals, mate. Mars. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Oh i forgot i was bit on the breast by a horse when i was about 15 i was feeding it a bit of apple & it missed i had a lovely bite shaped bruise there for ages yeah alright.....thats a first..breast feeding a horse....perv Your the perv for thinking it pervvvv Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Tarka 3 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 My old westie(rip) locked onto my face when we first got him........got bit by a pig and a horse....and a blandford fly bit my foot that didnt hurt until about a week later and it then swelled up and made me unable to drive..........oh and a yorkie bit me at work.....was evil........lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,863 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 My lurcher retrieved a hare many years ago live to hand,as i removed him from the dog he gripped my finger and held on for dear life,bloody hurt big time,but believe it or not i released him/her alive and well.took of like a rocket never to be seen again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 My lurcher retrieved a hare many years ago live to hand,as i removed him from the dog he gripped my finger and held on for dear life,bloody hurt big time,but believe it or not i released him/her alive and well.took of like a rocket never to be seen again. I bet the poor thing was never the same again after that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 My daughter's pony took a chunk out of my thigh the day we got him home, one of the racehorses and polo ponies have taken various chunks out of me over the years and Paris my bridle bitch bit me once but it was because i'd shoved my fist in her mouth to stop her killing next doors cat... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keg 1 Posted July 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 some nasty bites there . this is not rearly a bite but i bet all you folconers can relate to this one i had a goshawlks talon under my thumb nail Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tracy36 0 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 a dog, a cat, a horse, a goat and recently a bear (oh the memories, good times!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 some nasty bites there . this is not rearly a bite but i bet all you folconers can relate to this one i had a goshawlks talon under my thumb nail ANYTHING under my thumbnail will just about reduce me to a puddle of tears on the floor..... i cant imagine a TALON!! closest i got to that was my sisters guinea pig biting through my fingernail... this thread is bringing back all kinds of bad memories.... i got goosed once as well.. by a goose.. i was only three at the time.. hated geese ever since. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
top terrierman 90 Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 got bit by a terrier.and a rabbit one night whie out lamping f*****g sore to.and a jack pike once few years ago Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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