gaz 284 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 The one that sticks in my mind is back in my earlier days during a tear-up when on the way back from a night out...me and my bro got into a wee scuffle with a pair of twats outside a taxi office and i somehow managed to get a finger stuck in the plebs gob i was cuffing....i thought he was going to bite it clean off the fecker hung on to it like a rabid dog and no amount of reasoning was gonna get him to give me it back...i was in a right state sqealing like a wee lassie until i had a wee gouge at his eye which convinced him my finger for his eye wasnt a fair deal fecking sore for weeks it was as the bone had took a fair amount crushing along with a fair infection which i eventually had to go to the doctors with,to get it sorted with a tetanus jag and antabotics Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,487 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 I've been bit by a tarantula, the pain wasn't that bad but I still shit my pants Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 a feckin goat - nasty fecker chased me round a blokes yard bit me twice i punched it on the nose got bit by a lurcher when i went to look at some terrier pups - i only sat in its chair Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Just the usual ferrets, dogs, people but a wee mate of mine has got to be the unluckiest guy on the planet he's not only been bitten by nearly every animal known to man but has also been knocked out by a Roe Deer..lol. One of the funniest incidents is when we had been out lamping and his dog caught a rabbit. So he takes it and gives it about half a dozen karate chops to the neck and puts it in his pocket. After a while he feels the rabbit moving about in his pocket and sticks his hand in to retrieve it. The rabbit then sinks its teeth into his finger and he's screaming like a kid...very funny at the time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craftycarper 0 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Oh i forgot i was bit on the breast by a horse when i was about 15 i was feeding it a bit of apple & it missed i had a lovely bite shaped bruise there for ages yeah alright.....thats a first..breast feeding a horse....perv Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Oh i forgot i was bit on the breast by a horse when i was about 15 i was feeding it a bit of apple & it missed i had a lovely bite shaped bruise there for ages yeah alright.....thats a first..breast feeding a horse....perv Gawd that reminds me ... I must've blocked it from my memory .... my son bit me once The pain was unbelieveable - I nearly threw him across the room But he was hanging on for dear life so I prised him off and plopped him down on the floor. Then I went away and cried No wonder I forgot ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Oh i forgot i was bit on the breast by a horse when i was about 15 i was feeding it a bit of apple & it missed i had a lovely bite shaped bruise there for ages yeah alright.....thats a first..breast feeding a horse....perv Gawd that reminds me ... I must've blocked it from my memory .... my son bit me once The pain was unbelieveable - I nearly threw him across the room But he was hanging on for dear life so I prised him off and plopped him down on the floor. Then I went away and cried No wonder I forgot ... My eldest son was a biter as a toddler as well little sod Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 My ferret Poppy who likes taking a chunk out of me now & again, my neighbours JRT, (horrible little c**t that she is!) farm Collie, (on the arse, where else? ) my Uncles geese, can't remember anything else but I'm sure there's more! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bill88 6 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 In the pain stakes,i reckon my two worst were fox and cat,for blood and damage a squirrel once had blood squirting from my middle finger and it went very nasty.In the insect/creature world,a two foot long bad tempered King ragworm had me squealling like a girl And when searching for peeler crab for bait,an angry common shore crab can make your eyes water a bit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 In the pain stakes,i reckon my two worst were fox and cat,for blood and damage a squirrel once had blood squirting from my middle finger and it went very nasty.In the insect/creature world,a two foot long bad tempered King ragworm had me squealling like a girl And when searching for peeler crab for bait,an angry common shore crab can make your eyes water a bit. I'd forgotten about ragworms & crabs, I've had more than my share off of them! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 when i was pissed up and i ticklled that ginger toms bollx......didnt know you could loose that much blood that fast and in that many diffent places all at the same time.....never again! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craftycarper 0 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 In the pain stakes,i reckon my two worst were fox and cat,for blood and damage a squirrel once had blood squirting from my middle finger and it went very nasty.In the insect/creature world,a two foot long bad tempered King ragworm had me squealling like a girl And when searching for peeler crab for bait,an angry common shore crab can make your eyes water a bit. I'd forgotten about ragworms & crabs, I've had more than my share off of them! leave it out....sort your personel hygiene out, and get a shot or cream for them there crabs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kurgan 5 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 An adder and a dead for 3 hours conger eel who was'nt dead as i found out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keg 1 Posted July 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 good god kurgan i wouldent mind getting bit bye those Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 (edited) Oh i forgot i was bit on the breast by a horse when i was about 15 i was feeding it a bit of apple & it missed i had a lovely bite shaped bruise there for ages yeah alright.....thats a first..breast feeding a horse....perv Gawd that reminds me ... I must've blocked it from my memory .... my son bit me once The pain was unbelieveable - I nearly threw him across the room But he was hanging on for dear life so I prised him off and plopped him down on the floor. Then I went away and cried No wonder I forgot ... My eldest son was a biter as a toddler as well little sod yeah..... i remember that as well ... my oldest son, before he had teeth, would bite down my freaking nipple then pull back, all the while looking up at me! my brother called during one such attack and asked what was wrong.. i told him and he said "Well.... has he got teeth?" ..no!.. "well it cant hurt TOO bad then!" i told him to pinch his nipple as hard as he possibly could then give it a good yank. see if he didnt yelp! he said no.. yep.. once my kids started biting.. they were banned from the milk factory! they want to use their teeth? they can chew food.. not me! anyway lol been bit by horses too.... I was out on a camping trip and saw a friendly little horse in a stall at the campsite... i started scratching her ears, gave her an apple... then she seemed to enjoy it before she lunged forward, reached her head behind me and nipped my shoulder then ran to the back of her stall before i knock the shit out of her. It was a Cracker Pony.. was talking to the people who owned her and several others and they laughed and said they're famous for biting.. and kicking. while talking their horses were taking nips at each other.. i was looking for a horse to buy and swiftly crossed that one off my list. another time was when i was grooming a filly. she had never been brushed before and was shivering everytime i ran the brush down her side... i was more concerned with her feet.. didnt expect the bitch to bit me! again on the same shoulder. at that same barn there was a dozing barnyard pup with a HUGE tick under its eye.... there were only three dogs you could actually touch at this barn. the rest were "feral" and would run before you could get near them.... being young and STUPID i was only thinking of removing this tick. so i picked up the sleeping pup (Doberman/pitbull/Aussie mix about 6 months old) well... he didnt like that.. and we got into a fight... by that point i didnt care about the tick anymore.. i had him by both ears wondering how to turn him loose before he could bite me again.... so i threw him lol and we both went opposite directions - me to clean my cuts and him to nurse his pride... that same year i was bitten by a snake lol i had found a rat snake in the barn and.. yeah they're fairly harmless! i was trying to take a picture of it when it lashed out and sliced my finger. didnt hurt but itched. the worst bite i ever got was from a 5 week old puppy.... she toothed me while playing and it swelled up and festered and yeah.. ew... oh! i also got bit by a goat too lol i didnt know could/would bite!! i was milking her and she bit me under the arm! told her if she did it again i was going to finish milking then invite her to dinner! So i guess i'm doing better than some of you guys!! Edited July 22, 2008 by BlueCoyote Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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