keg 1 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 i just wonderd whots the worst thing you have been bitten with i have been bit with fox and badger [france] it was fecking murder lets hear your tales Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 A ferret bite it was eating my flesh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,481 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Got a horrendous love-bite once in an unmentionable place Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craftycarper 0 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 my other half, bloody hurt as well.....had to wear button up trousers for a week after Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 A big fat ginger tom who belonged to a prostitute Tried to examine him for a fever and the b*****d bit me between my fingers and my hand swelled like a blinkin balloon in seconds flat Oh, and a ferret once bit my elbow and wouldn't let go for what seemed like hours - that was painful! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scallywag 78 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 I've been bitten by the ferreting bug. It's pretty bad...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher-lass 1 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 A mad doberman when i was 4 And a ferret who was in a bad mood. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craftycarper 0 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 oh and the taxman...he always takes a large chunk out of me each month...and that really hurts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
T78 4 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 a doorman in wakefield!! on my ear,still missing a bit off the top!! must have thought he was tyson!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shotup 9 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 used to love popping a ferret down my trousers but had to stop because they started biting after i had started feeding chic i mean big turkey necks.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratman2 2 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 oh and the taxman...he always takes a large chunk out of me each month...and that really hurts There is no bite worse than the taxman. Rob..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,809 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 A very pissed off moggy, beating last year 2 terriers knocked f**k out of this farm feral that was in a bramble thicket on the first drive. I got in there and managed to scruff the cat and get the terrier off that had hold, the cat was in a bad way but still spitting and hissing like hell, anyway i tried to get a better grip with my other hand and the bugger managed to get hold of the end of my thumb! Canin teeth went straight through gloves and my nail straight into the bone, swelled like f**k and was a bit of a joke for the rest of the day, lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Ohhh where to start...... A German shepherd Bouvier Des Flandres Patterdale Terrier Rats Mice A rabbit Cats Chinchilla Syrian hamster Goose Horse Lizards Sheep (painfull) You could say I'm accident prone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,205 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Been bitten by a 60lb Staff x Wheaten in the thigh in a multi dog fight, been bitten by various small terriors mainly on the hands, my mums Elk Hound just below the eye(what a fecking grumpy dog), an old APBT of mine, couple of ferrets, Lizards, Snakes(non venomous), lots of birds including Parrots, Budgies, Swans, Geese, Ducks, Hearing Gull, Finches, Harris Hawk, Buzzard, Ostridge, Penquin, Cats, many rodents, my Son, my Misses, a couple of Girlfriends, Horses, Sheep, Goats, Camel, Cow, Pig, Pike, Cat fish, Eels, Ants, Mosquitoes, Beetles, Rag worm, nearly got bitten by a Seal (feeding it), more recently had my neighbours two Large Spaniels bite me seven times while stopping one of my dogs ragging one of them, I got bitten in the chest, arm, hands, inside thigh, nose and three stiches in my lip and they wanted me to pay for the two punchure holes in one of the dogs which the vet stiched and it caused an absess what a bunch of c--ts. I think thats nearly it. :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Oh i forgot i was bit on the breast by a horse when i was about 15 i was feeding it a bit of apple & it missed i had a lovely bite shaped bruise there for ages Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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