The one 8,489 Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 A old Austrian proverb -Women are like a good wine .Best left to mature in a cellar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,489 Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 I just bought that Austrian girls diary off ebay... Its boring as feck ! Monday.. stayed in Tuesday .. Stayed in Wednesday .. Stayed in Thursday .. Stayed in Friday ..Stayed in Saturday ..Stayed in Sunday got f****d by dad and stayed in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,489 Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Two wee ladies sitting in the church coffee morning .One turns to the other and say's " Did you come on the bus Betty ?". " Aye babs but i made it look like a asthma attack " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,489 Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Two wee ladies sitting in the church coffee morning .One turns to the other and say's " Did you come on the bus Betty ?". " Aye babs but i made it look like a asthma attack " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,489 Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Priest was seated next to paddy on a flight .Paddy ordered a Rum and coke .The flight attendant asked the priest if he would like a drink .He replied in disgust " I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips ". .Paddy hands his drink back and say's " Me too,i didn't know we had a choice ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,489 Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Tae A Fart Oh wit a sleekit horrible beastie ,lurks in yer belly efter a feastie ,nae maiter wit you dae abody's gona hiv to pay even if you try to stifle its like a bullet out a rifle . hold your bum tight to the chair and try to stop the leaking air, Shimmy yourself from cheek to cheek and pray to god it disnae reek ,out it comes like a clap of thunder . ricohets around the room, mighty me a sonic boom. God all mighty it fairly reeks, hope i havent shit my breeks . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferreterni 29 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 an old couple are sitting in church, Bert she says, I've just done a very smelly silent fart, what should i do? Get a better hearing aid he says. Same old couple are celebrating 50 years of marriage at a resteraunt, bert she says after all these years when i look at you, i still have a warm feeling in my chest. of course you do, your tits in your soup. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
doga 50 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 paddy finds a sandwich we two wires sticking out,so rings the bomb squad,ive found a bomb we two wires sticking out a woman relies is it ticking no says paddy i think its beef. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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