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lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Just found these Lighweight telescopic hiking pole http://shop.scotsman.com/i-BB-GR004/hiking-stick.htm Quite a large selection here http://www.walkingsticksonline.co.uk/new/f...king_sticks.php There's a lot of choice if you google telescopic walking sticks ... and you could pay upwards of £100 But most of 'em aren't that dear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Sarah, Strong stuff came up with a good solution, a bga of sloopy dog shite, not only is it a good deterant but it can be put in your pocket on those cold winter days to keeps your hands warm Failing that socks is correct about a dog, although getting a good one is difficult. I could export daddies little soldier to Scotland for a large fee Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 nah its ok I just bought myself a ninja protection cat off gaybay, hopefully no one will mess wit me now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest greengrass123 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Once knew a girl that carried an aerosol of oven cleaner, i wouldnt fancy that in my lamps. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 I have only ever felt as though i was in any danger once in my life & i just walked the long way home once i realised i was being follwed & called in the shop & the shop keeper came out with me & this bloke had gone, but in reality i was like a blob off jelly so i know deep down i wouldnt stand a chance of fending off a would be attacker i would be to scared Pretty sad really when you have to arm yourself incase Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,814 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 great reply there from kye. good mate of mine who does a mma , tought his mrs to put on a triangle choke, he was always pacticing it. and he would get us mates to try . she would go straight down as if submisive, and the would be attacker would mount her missionary style , then feck me seconds later you were tapping . she was very good at it, and very quik. of course as kye says a woman doing it for real might be a difrent thing , but he tought her well . and she was under instruction to not finish untill they were lifless Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 great reply there from kye. she was under instruction to not finish untill they were lifless Sounds like marriage Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,076 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 One of those old-fashioned, great -big six "U2"battery police torches.Hold it above shoulder height and shine it straight into their eyes and preferably leg-it.Only bring it down as a truncheon as a last resort but if you do don't hold back ! Any powerfull ,eye-burning lamp will give you an edge . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
decoyboy 0 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 get caught with one would mean a carrying a offencive weapon charge at last someone with some common sense . of course it would be an offence as it is a weapon . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kye 77 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 To my knowledge, there is no martial art that is taught solely for woman to use against men....most martial arts are old as dirt, and are not effective for real life, in your face, kinda combat...most forms of kung-fu, karate etc, are centurys old, and i cant remember the last time anyone had to fight some chinese light cavalry...of course women can fight, but there is a HUGE difference between REAL combat, and sport fighting, even MMA... There are great women fighters out there...Gina Carano is very good, but im a huge fan of Tara LaRosa, she is my favourite female fighter. Triangle chokes are great...i won a Silver medal at the Worlds with a Triangle choke,...but when i go pro, i will just hold people in them, then elbow the crap outta them instead!..lol...but as a general rule, you dont want the fight going to the floor in the street... Ive trained with world class BJJ blackbelt women, when i was with American Top Team...i got tapped out a bunch...but BJJ is NOT anything near real fighting...as soon as we started doing more MMA style training, they didnt have a chance, and i wouldnt even say i was at Blue belt level!...and i didnt have much of a weight advantage either, as im a fairly small guy. Real combat is NOT fair, just like life in general...you do what you have to do, and what you can...i always say 'Its ok to be scared, its WHAT you do WHEN your scared, that makes the difference!'... Kye.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 nah its ok I just bought myself a ninja protection cat off gaybay, hopefully no one will mess wit me now PMSL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,588 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Ninja-cat,arch enemy of Hong Kong Phooey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Mini Maglite (AA size) used as a keyring ............ nothing wrong with that. Got a big bunch of keys? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubotan Have fun! You might want a few lazzy bands around the torch, stops it slipping. Forget batons etc, you hit someone with one of those and they don't get up (the aim?) then it is reasonably serious ........ after all you took that baton with you intending to cause someone harm with it, not good! Would have thought you could just take your 14 inch BLACK MAMBA super life like dong with you, just show them that and they'll be off!!!!!! f**k getting one of those shoved anywhere out in the wilds where no one can hear you scream Quality... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oneredtrim Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 (edited) . Edited July 11, 2008 by oneredtrim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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