"Hell hath No Fury Like a Woman scorned"

[Neil Cooney. 1]

Personally I'd just walk out of the garage and just get the end of it burnt.

[speedlamper 0]

Id hope to god the bench was made of thin wood and cut a chunk of the bench away :-D

 

Failing that im afraid id burn!

Sorry guys, he wins

thats the best idea yet!

if i was a guy and in that situation i do believe i would be hauling ass... and the vice....

if your hands are free to to saw the bench up then why not just do the sensible thing and undo the vice

[maty j 6]

take the blade of the hacksaw and push the handle through the hole of the vice and undo, walk out side grab the wife drag her back in and put both her hands in the vice then the blade in her mouth and say see yah later i'm off to shag the mistress.

 

Sounds like you're speaking from experiance Fraggle

[fraggle 4]

take the blade of the hacksaw and push the handle through the hole of the vice and undo, walk out side grab the wife drag her back in and put both her hands in the vice then the blade in her mouth and say see yah later i'm off to shag the mistress.

 

Sounds like you're speaking from experiance Fraggle

 

who me Nah not me one woman man.

[wyliecoyote 0]

Caught Cheating

**

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

 

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

 

Next she picked up a hacksaw.

 

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

 

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

 

now there's a "what would you do?" moment

If i caught him indoors cheating or even thought for a minute he was thats exactly the kind of treatment i'd dish out

[BlueCoyote 0]

you cant undo the vice because she had super human strength! jeez people pay attention lol you think any self respecting man would willingly let a woman drag him down stairs and then stand there while she locked him up tight in a vice? lol

thats the whole point

[mackem 26,264]

He might let her drag him down if he was paying her £120-150 an hour in one of the dominatrix dungeons and he wanted to be punished for being a naughty child just like nanny used to punish him in her "Special-way" when he was a little boy

[speedlamper 0]

you cant undo the vice because she had super human strength! jeez people pay attention lol you think any self respecting man would willingly let a woman drag him down stairs and then stand there while she locked him up tight in a vice? lol

thats the whole point

if she had super human strentgh would you really be cheating on her in the first place lol

[Coney 3]

Personally I'd just walk out of the garage and just get the end of it burnt.

 

 

Nice one.....

[BlueCoyote 0]

you cant undo the vice because she had super human strength! jeez people pay attention lol you think any self respecting man would willingly let a woman drag him down stairs and then stand there while she locked him up tight in a vice? lol

thats the whole point

if she had super human strentgh would you really be cheating on her in the first place lol

[MR TEA POT 1,287]

take the blade of the hacksaw and push the handle through the hole of the vice and undo,

 

 

 

You've been watching to much of macgyver

Edited July 8, 2008 by MR TEA POT

[.243joe 0]

seen something like this in mad max 1, but without the balls or the vice or the scorned wife,but it was similar...