BlueCoyote 0 Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Caught Cheating ** A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire." now there's a "what would you do?" moment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,852 Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 It could be Willyrenny's strap-on in which case he could just shout "Ha bitch,think again" and unbuckle it like a real man! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,024 Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 mad max springs to mind, iam afraid thats not a choice blue coyote its a death sentence Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Id hope to god the bench was made of thin wood and cut a chunk of the bench away :-D Failing that im afraid id burn! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Caught Cheating** A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire." now there's a "what would you do?" moment try to piss everywhere ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted July 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Id hope to god the bench was made of thin wood and cut a chunk of the bench away :-D Failing that im afraid id burn! Sorry guys, he wins thats the best idea yet! if i was a guy and in that situation i do believe i would be hauling ass... and the vice.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,274 Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Dont get caught in the first place Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Id hope to god the bench was made of thin wood and cut a chunk of the bench away :-D Failing that im afraid id burn! keep lifting them weights mate and you will be able to dead lift that vice... ..john Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted July 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Dont get caught in the first place lol good point. dirty b*****d deserved to get caught if he was bold enough to do that in their own bed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 your forgetting one very important thing..... a woman couldnt operate a vice! to busy thinking about shoes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted July 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 your forgetting one very important thing..... a woman couldnt operate a vice! to busy thinking about shoes come over here and i'll show you how to operate a vice! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 your forgetting one very important thing..... a woman couldnt operate a vice! to busy thinking about shoes come over here and i'll show you how to operate a vice! oh i do like a tight squeeze p.s you turn the handle similar to operating a tap when your doing the washing up :secret: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 your forgetting one very important thing..... a woman couldnt operate a vice! to busy thinking about shoes come over here and i'll show you how to operate a vice! oh i do like a tight squeeze p.s you turn the handle similar to operating a tap when your doing the washing up :secret: good thing you're over there and i'm over here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 your forgetting one very important thing..... a woman couldnt operate a vice! to busy thinking about shoes come over here and i'll show you how to operate a vice! oh i do like a tight squeeze p.s you turn the handle similar to operating a tap when your doing the washing up :secret: good thing you're over there and i'm over here i know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fraggle 4 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Caught Cheating** A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire." now there's a "what would you do?" moment take the blade of the hacksaw and push the handle through the hole of the vice and undo, walk out side grab the wife drag her back in and put both her hands in the vice then the blade in her mouth and say see yah later i'm off to shag the mistress. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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