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Just wondered if i'm a freak (don't feckin start!! lol) but i have a 45 inch chest and an 18 inch neck.When i buy a shirt that fits around the chest,i cant do the collar up,and if i buy a shirt that fits my neck its like a feckin nightshirt.I've spent the last 3 hours trying to buy a shirt that fits my neck and my chest,but have had no joy.Any idea's? :wallbash:

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I only know that there are shops who specialise in " Bigger Men " clothes. Shit for really tall or enormously obese guys. Google about for one of those outfitters and I'm sure they'll be able to accommodate ye.

 

There used to be one I knew of. Had a catchy name. Something like; " The Tall, The Portly and the Barrel Chested, Bull Necked Freaks Like That C*** On THL ". Something like that :laugh:

 

Or just stick with Lonsdale sweatsirts ;)

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Just wondered if i'm a freak (don't feckin start!! lol) but i have a 45 inch chest and an 18 inch neck.When i buy a shirt that fits around the chest,i cant do the collar up,and if i buy a shirt that fits my neck its like a feckin nightshirt.I've spent the last 3 hours trying to buy a shirt that fits my neck and my chest,but have had no joy.Any idea's? :wallbash:

 

your not a freak honest your not :whistling::whistling::whistling:

 

But seriously Bill you can buy fitted shirts for men but they are a bit dearer :thumbs:

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Just wondered if i'm a freak (don't feckin start!! lol) but i have a 45 inch chest and an 18 inch neck.When i buy a shirt that fits around the chest,i cant do the collar up,and if i buy a shirt that fits my neck its like a feckin nightshirt.I've spent the last 3 hours trying to buy a shirt that fits my neck and my chest,but have had no joy.Any idea's? :wallbash:

 

 

That dont sound all that strange measurements bill in fact sounds about right....dont know why you should have problems....ive used this mob before if its any use www.bigclobber.com

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There used to be one I knew of. Had a catchy name. Something like; " The Tall, The Portly and the Barrel Chested, Bull Necked Freaks Like That C*** On THL ". Something like that
:clapper::clapper: Cheers Ditch i'll check the yellow pages. :clapper:

 

Tess you know i'm a tight arse,i'm more your "tesco tearaway" type when it comes to shirts and the like. :icon_redface:

 

Kay are you married to Mike Tyson ? :icon_eek: Remind me not to get into an argument with your fella :blink:

 

Jack i aint black and i can't speak Italian :tongue2: I reckon Pavarotis shirt would make a good tent though.

 

Must be just the shops i use Gnash,but i've always had the same trouble mate.

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( Tess you know i'm a tight arse,i'm more your "tesco tearaway" type when it comes to shirts and the like. :icon_redface: )

 

 

 

 

What you have trouble with your arse as well ,, :icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek: I no what you mean asda and tesco's specials eh usually wash up better anyway ,, they just dont fit :laugh:

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Don't try Next for shirts - last time I went there for a shirt I found my collar size but couldn't get my forearms through the sleeves!!

 

Damn shirts are made for pencilnecked chinless w4839s!

 

In the end I would either have to get a fitted shirt or.........................went to M&S & bought one straight away!!

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