Paul in North Lincs 15 Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 John Wilson - as a lad i was in ore of this man. Go fishing...all the VHS videos........the boyish chuckle ....when he arced into a good fish............to me - he was the man was a fishing legend Unfortunately this illusion was recently shattered when I bumped into him some time ago in a fishing tackle shop somewhere in deepest norfolk...shire!... Not wanting to make a big deal, I casually walked up, and picked up a controller float from the box next to him........ "hello John" I said........a grunt was forthcoming.........abit taken back I thought he mustn't have heard me..................." can you recommend any decent spots to try around here??" ...I asked..................... with that he sighed in discust.....looked at me and barked that the shop owner hads DVD for £11.99 which would tell me...... he then huffed and puffed and walked off......... By my own admission.......Im not the best tempered of people, and I could feel my piss boiling as he walked off.......after making me look like an absolute knobber infront of everyone........ to be honest..... as childish as it sounds from a 30 year old man.............. I wanted to beat him half to death for his actions - but common sence - in this instance prevailed Anyway........so what like to say publically is:- John Wilson................ you are an ignorant, self rightous, anal retentive little prick - and I advise anyone never to buy his DVD's or accredit him with anything other than being one of the biggest wankers walking!!!! arrrrrrrgghhhhhh.................................thats better Quote Link to post
Neil Cooney. 1 Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 You'd grunt to if every time your out some stranger walked up to you and said "where can I catch a fish" or "where's good around here". Maybe you should have started with "Hi John, I'm your biggest fan. Love your shows". Quote Link to post
mackem 26,710 Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 You'd grunt to if every time your out some stranger walked up to you and said "where can I catch a fish" or "where's good around here".Maybe you should have started with "Hi John, I'm your biggest fan. Love your shows". That sounds like the opening of a Slim Shady song Neil.....Dear John,I will be your biggest fan.....PS,we should be together too" Old JW was probably terrified that paul was going to get him pregnant and drive off a bridge with him trapped in the boot Learn a lesson from it paul,dont be in awe of a guy just because he fishes and is on TV,he still s**ts,burps,and farts just like everyone else He fishes some of the waters we fish,though oddly enough I havent seen him when I visit Quote Link to post
Paul in North Lincs 15 Posted July 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 You'd grunt to if every time your out some stranger walked up to you and said "where can I catch a fish" or "where's good around here".Maybe you should have started with "Hi John, I'm your biggest fan. Love your shows". That sounds like the opening of a Slim Shady song Neil.....Dear John,I will be your biggest fan.....PS,we should be together too" Old JW was probably terrified that paul was going to get him pregnant and drive off a bridge with him trapped in the boot Learn a lesson from it paul,dont be in awe of a guy just because he fishes and is on TV,he still s**ts,burps,and farts just like everyone else He fishes some of the waters we fish,though oddly enough I havent seen him when I visit hahahahahaha my names stan an dIm your biggest fan.... he still a dick though............................................................. Quote Link to post
maty j 6 Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 I've heard this about him before Paul - a little lad went up to him at one of the shows and pritty much the same response as you did Quote Link to post
Paul in North Lincs 15 Posted July 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 should have gotten an 8oz grip lead and shoved it his ass arrrh.............. so you think my instinctive violent impulses were well justified scent!!!!!!!!!!!!? Honestly....... manners cost nothing at all.......and talking is the most basic fundamental act we can do..........Never mind Neil Cooneys remarks about being pissed off with everyone asking.............................. He perhaps should of thought about that before he embarked on a carreer that would put in slap bang in the public eye........ This prick got rich.............off people like me, who bought his old vids....and watched his programmes, I suppose thats what makes it all the more annoying!!!! There's nothing I would like to see more that him make one almighty f**k up and lose everything........................ that would bring him down to earth like a 2lb spod.............................. Quote Link to post
mackem 26,710 Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 You'd grunt to if every time your out some stranger walked up to you and said "where can I catch a fish" or "where's good around here".Maybe you should have started with "Hi John, I'm your biggest fan. Love your shows". That sounds like the opening of a Slim Shady song Neil.....Dear John,I will be your biggest fan.....PS,we should be together too" Old JW was probably terrified that paul was going to get him pregnant and drive off a bridge with him trapped in the boot Learn a lesson from it paul,dont be in awe of a guy just because he fishes and is on TV,he still s**ts,burps,and farts just like everyone else He fishes some of the waters we fish,though oddly enough I havent seen him when I visit hahahahahaha my names stan an dIm your biggest fan.... he still a dick though............................................................. No,he is a JOHN and we know what thats an americanism for Quote Link to post
Guest oldskool Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 you should never meet your hero's!!! when they turn out to be not what you expected its a real kick in the stones... david attenborough is one of mine... i'd never want to meet him for that reason Quote Link to post
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Even Twenty years ago he was a prick. I fished a charity comp with him here in Ireland, it was held in the K Club, very posh. Anyway I was two pegs away from him and the prick had two minders behind him to keep his fans away Later at the after comp dinner, some lads who were working that day helping out with the comp tried to get him to sign books and so on...... guess what he did....... prick only went and had the lads remover from the hotel, mind you the prick has just singed books for the hotel owner and other TV clebs who fished that day. I found him to be a total ass hole, glad I never really looked up to him. Quote Link to post
mackem 26,710 Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 All the bonhomie and jovial chuckling is put on like makeup for the camera and wiped off afterwards,never really liked him,anyone of us can fish like a pro if we are taken to the best places,given the best gear,bait,guides etc,AND paid a big chunk of dosh Quote Link to post
Paul in North Lincs 15 Posted July 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Even Twenty years ago he was a prick. I fished a charity comp with him here in Ireland, it was held in the K Club, very posh. Anyway I was two pegs away from him and the prick had two minders behind him to keep his fans away Later at the after comp dinner, some lads who were working that day helping out with the comp tried to get him to sign books and so on...... guess what he did....... prick only went and had the lads remover from the hotel, mind you the prick has just singed books for the hotel owner and other TV clebs who fished that day. I found him to be a total ass hole, glad I never really looked up to him. WoW......but dosn't suprise me................what a wanker...........and lets be right, he's a nobody really........ I once got talking to Matt Hayes of Total fishing years ago at a game fair where he had a stand....... What a contrast.......much more popular than Wilson...yet a very humble, and honest guy who'd chat the back legs off a donkey....we had a tinnie...... and bid each other tight lines.....no problem.. Last time I saw Wilson on TV was a few weeks ago by accident he was fishing in Asia.....looking all grey and wanked out...... at first I didn't realise it was him.....until I herd him barking orders at the poor little bun-head guide that was problably paid 10 ruppees a week to be his bitch....... My dislike for the man runs deep!!!!!!......................lets start a hate campaign....LOL LOL Quote Link to post
Guest Fatjoe Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 i once met charles jardine at broom fisheries he bought me a fly box drew a picture of a fly inside and signed it. couldnt of been nicer Quote Link to post
Paul in North Lincs 15 Posted July 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 All the bonhomie and jovial chuckling is put on like makeup for the camera and wiped off afterwards,never really liked him,anyone of us can fish like a pro if we are taken to the best places,given the best gear,bait,guides etc,AND paid a big chunk of dosh to true.......... he fished a local carp fisshery near me a few years back........to pond was shut for a day........ a fookin army turned up and heavily baited half the swims in the lake....and rigged up on most of em.......then invariable a buzzer would go and cunty bollox there would pelt down to the peg..................cameras roll.."Oh...and ol Wilsons into another!!!!!" hohohoh Quote Link to post
Neil Cooney. 1 Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 You'd grunt to if every time your out some stranger walked up to you and said "where can I catch a fish" or "where's good around here".Maybe you should have started with "Hi John, I'm your biggest fan. Love your shows". That sounds like the opening of a Slim Shady song Neil.....Dear John,I will be your biggest fan.....PS,we should be together too" Old JW was probably terrified that paul was going to get him pregnant and drive off a bridge with him trapped in the boot Learn a lesson from it paul,dont be in awe of a guy just because he fishes and is on TV,he still s**ts,burps,and farts just like everyone else He fishes some of the waters we fish,though oddly enough I havent seen him when I visit LOL would the real John Wilson please stand up. They do say you should never meet your idol. Henry Gilbeys mine "YOUR MOTHER WAS A MAN" LOL. Quote Link to post
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Even Twenty years ago he was a prick. I fished a charity comp with him here in Ireland, it was held in the K Club, very posh. Anyway I was two pegs away from him and the prick had two minders behind him to keep his fans away Later at the after comp dinner, some lads who were working that day helping out with the comp tried to get him to sign books and so on...... guess what he did....... prick only went and had the lads remover from the hotel, mind you the prick has just singed books for the hotel owner and other TV clebs who fished that day. I found him to be a total ass hole, glad I never really looked up to him. WoW......but dosn't suprise me................what a wanker...........and lets be right, he's a nobody really........ I once got talking to Matt Hayes of Total fishing years ago at a game fair where he had a stand....... What a contrast.......much more popular than Wilson...yet a very humble, and honest guy who'd chat the back legs off a donkey....we had a tinnie...... and bid each other tight lines.....no problem.. Last time I saw Wilson on TV was a few weeks ago by accident he was fishing in Asia.....looking all grey and wanked out...... at first I didn't realise it was him.....until I herd him barking orders at the poor little bun-head guide that was problably paid 10 ruppees a week to be his bitch....... My dislike for the man runs deep!!!!!!......................lets start a hate campaign....LOL LOL Matt is a total gent, fished with him over here few times, Mick Brown was also with us that day, two true gents Quote Link to post
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