Chalk-stream trout........................

[Guest friedrice]

how much :icon_eek: even an hours fishing is over 12 quid then! How many fish are they expecting you to have for that price M?

I didnt quite catch the bag limit Maty,sounded like 4 but could just as easily have been 40 or even 400 I will just have to find out when I get on the venue,if theres anyone around at 2am I will ask

i cant take no more of this mackem every thread makes my ribs hurt mate, crack me up

[mackem 28,553]

Good job your not coming out with us when we do it mate,might have to have a catheter inserted you will be p***ing yourself so much Joe rowing his f*****g trawler down a premier stretch of genuine brown trout chalk stream,and me in the water up to my neck doing what a mans gotta do Sounds f***ing comedic for everyone except yours-truly I will update the thread once we have raped-and-pillaged,but one of JOE,s mates shot a 4lb brownie in the same river with a 12 bore shotgun

[maty j 6]

one of JOE,s mates shot a 4lb brownie in the same river with a 12 bore shotgun

 

wouldn't mind trying that on them japanese jumping carp or whatever they were

[mackem 28,553]

I think the one JOE's mate got might have been lamped and sleeping mate,but those asian silver carp would make good piscine "Clays" as they jump,have you seen the clip where a fisheries boat is on a perfectly calm stretch of water,they turn on an electro-fishing unit?Watch what happens

[maty j 6]

No i havn't M. Couldn't find any decent clips on the tube or any on netting. PM me the link mate..

[ferretville 69]

credit to ya makem you really do your home work on your desired fishing location . You can`t just turn up at any old place without knowing how its fishing and very decent when they tell you whats taking and the hot spots aswell customer satisfaction you see to many places nowadays don`t look after the customer enough just think about how much they can get out of you. Makem you thought about a rating system for these fisheries that you frequent might be of a benefit to others you know kind like the quality of fish,quantity of fish,easy access,you get me drift have a think and let us know FV

[mackem 28,553]

Rating system No disrespect Ferret but did Indie hand out the location of the Temple of Doom?No mate,because the Bosch(and I dont mean Makitas rivals)would have snaffled the prize right?Let me tell you mate,some of the guys on here?Not entirely 100% trustworthy,poachers mate!Surprised?Yeah,me too!I remember telling someone about a fishery once,truned up a few nights later,him and his friends sitting lining the banks like garden-gnomes with starlights and sweetcorn,once bitten twice shy matey Besides,if I gave out GPS refs to all the fisheries we have visited or intend to visit(dont forget thursday night JOE )Everyone would cancel their subs to "Trout&Salmon"..................what would happen then

[ferretville 69]

Guess your right there makem some things are best left the way they are FV

[leegreen 2,222]

I couldnt say with certainty Steve,I always imagined LG with either a rich,deep,almost hypnotic vocalisation,reminiscent of a prison Psychiatrist,you know the one you have sessions with just to make sure you really are ready to be rehabilitated?Or a mockney-jamie-oliver cheeky chappy type spiel,like when he rabbits on about Sainsburies on TV,not that I am a linguist or Dialect-snob or anything,but however he speaks I do know that sometimes old LG has a high pitched resonance because by his own admittance he was blown-off by a boating chappy in brighton And we have all seen the "sailors" in brighton havent we :kiss:

Hmmnnnn,well KD,I would leave an itemised tally of EXACTLY what we caught,but maybe its not such a good idea,I know that the water and its surroundings are pristine mate,wouldnt want to be accused of littering right?Besides,if people found out we might'nt get a second invite,forewarned is forearmed and all that

 

Yes I'm back, I do have sort of a rich, deep, but proper Cockney type of voice and feck me you must have done some bird with all the talk of prison psychiatrist, man action "and we have all seen the saliors in Brighton havent we?" no, speak for yourself, I just go fishing there not clubing.

What were you in prison for, Piscatorial Pilfering or do you work there as a releave manager :kiss:

[mackem 28,553]

Took you long enough to come back with that riposte LG I saw you reading this last night

Piscine-pilfering?Moi?

My old man was a prison-officer for 18 years LG,we always had strange people over to our house for dinner

Werent you the one who said he was "blown-off" by a semen?Whoops,sorry,freudian slip,blown-ff by a SEAMAN :kiss:

[leegreen 2,222]

Took you long enough to come back with that riposte LG I saw you reading this last night

Piscine-pilfering?Moi?

My old man was a prison-officer for 18 years LG,we always had strange people over to our house for dinner

Werent you the one who said he was "blown-off" by a semen?Whoops,sorry,freudian slip,blown-ff by a SEAMAN :kiss:

 

Yes I had a quick look but the dogs kept me on point last night very still here and you can here my neighbours in the residentual caravan site, allsorts go on there and the dogs aint worked for while, they need some action.

[mackem 28,553]

Gimmee the location then,we are going fishing tomorrow night I could "Rate" the place as ferret asked And give the dogs a workout at the same time I would even pay full price

[leegreen 2,222]

Gimmee the location then,we are going fishing tomorrow night I could "Rate" the place as ferret asked And give the dogs a workout at the same time I would even pay full price

 

Funny you say that we have done night time man hunts, well funny. My friend wont do it again as I cant get to the dogs quick enough, they get a bit excited and dont listen to good . He says its too dangerous as the dogs are too heavy to stand up with.

We are thinking that his Lithuanian dog trainer might do it for double time, he is a very sick dude.

[mackem 28,553]

I have taken part in the occasional E&E excercise in the past,dogs like me,I have the knack of placating them,whats the address again?

[chess 0]

Go on LG give him the address I can see a wager coming on, M to do a spot of fishing at your place with photographic evidence without being savaged by your hounds