GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

[Guest greengrass123]

Headlines in the news of the world AKA (the fish and chip gospel). Apparently HRH the queen is skint, down to her last 320 million .I mean with the credit crunch beginning to bite what can you do, things are so bad that prince phillip may have to sell a couple of polo ponies, well weve all been there havent we. Having to use the jag instead of the bentley, drinking stella instead of moet chandon. Anyway the upshot of this post is , i suggest we have a whip round for them, knowing what a patriotic bunch you lot are. And just to save on any red tape, you could make payments out to me into my new offshore account, and i will forward them onto the royals from my new home in the bahamas. And for you yanks im sure there are some royal artefacts that would be of intrest to you at the right price of course.

[Kay 3,709]

Headlines in the news of the world AKA (the fish and chip gospel). Apparently HRH the queen is skint, down to her last 320 million .I mean with the credit crunch beginning to bite what can you do, things are so bad that prince phillip may have to sell a couple of polo ponies, well weve all been there havent we. Having to use the jag instead of the bentley, drinking stella instead of moet chandon. Anyway the upshot of this post is , i suggest we have a whip round for them, knowing what a patriotic bunch you lot are. And just to save on any red tape, you could make payments out to me into my new offshore account, and i will forward them onto the royals from my new home in the bahamas. And for you yanks im sure there are some royal artefacts that would be of intrest to you at the right price of course.

 

I thought i saw her in pound land last week

[mackem 28,720]

I was actually in Windsor today,went past the palace,couldnt see a single light on,now I understand the reason why,didnt pay the bill

[andy s410c 61]

Im sure HM will scrape by just like the rest of the great british public Can,t see her shopping in Lidl & running her fleet of Range Rovers on cherry red.....

[jet 0]

You Round Head buggers should have been delt with a few hundred years ago!! As far as I'm concerned all republicans should be rounded up and sent to Yankee Land; 'spect youd be happier there

[mackem 28,720]

Im sure HM will scrape by just like the rest of the great british public Can,t see her shopping in Lidl & running her fleet of Range Rovers on cherry red.....

No Lidl in Windsor Andy,I was shocked when they opened a Nandos,thats about as low class as they get

[AKA-BRINDLE 879]

Headlines in the news of the world AKA (the fish and chip gospel). Apparently HRH the queen is skint, down to her last 320 million .I mean with the credit crunch beginning to bite what can you do, things are so bad that prince phillip may have to sell a couple of polo ponies, well weve all been there havent we. Having to use the jag instead of the bentley, drinking stella instead of moet chandon. Anyway the upshot of this post is , i suggest we have a whip round for them, knowing what a patriotic bunch you lot are. And just to save on any red tape, you could make payments out to me into my new offshore account, and i will forward them onto the royals from my new home in the bahamas. And for you yanks im sure there are some royal artefacts that would be of intrest to you at the right price of course.

 

Its a real pisser when your down to your last 320 mill i hate it when that happens!...but not all doom and gloom for our royals...i read that while the rest of us struggle with escalating fuel prices we have given them an extra 2 million of TAX PAYERS MONEY! to help cover trips abroad...money well spent i say...

[scothunter 12,609]

You Round Head buggers should have been delt with a few hundred years ago!! As far as I'm concerned all republicans should be rounded up and sent to Yankee Land; 'spect youd be happier there

[rob.i 26]

Im sure HM will scrape by just like the rest of the great british public Can,t see her shopping in Lidl & running her fleet of Range Rovers on cherry red.....

[/quote If she did a bit of poaching at balmoral that,d feed em while they were slumming it up there

[jacob 28]

it could be worse than it seems,i heard shes had to roll her own dog ends up for the last month and threshers has put out a statement saying no more royal tick

[speedlamper 0]

so she should be skint the lazy old cow,

 

all she does is tell you "the number you have dialed has not been recognised" when you dial a wrong number

[The one 8,544]

Appernatly she's no had buck house painted for ages.

[Terrier man 38]

i heard shes back on the game to try earn a few bob

 

Lmfao scent they wont like you speaking like that about HER but has to be has to be asked would you? :sick:

[Irish Lurcher 1,013]

i heard shes back on the game to try earn a few bob

 

Lmfao scent they wont like you speaking like that about HER but has to be has to be asked would you? :sick:

 

 

Ya sick b*****d TM, it would be like mounting ones granny :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

[polecat 1]

i heard shes back on the game to try earn a few bob

that will please michael fagin no need climb in window now