slickdicko 0 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 (edited) WENT OUT THE OTHER NIGHT WITH THE LAMP JUST TO SEE WHATS ABOUT LEFT THE DOG AT HOME SO I WAS ON MY TODD. WALKING UP TOWARDS THE WOODS WHERE I LIVE AND IT WAS QUIET AND PRETTY LIGHT SO I THOURGHT I WOULD BE SEEN BY BUNNYS IN THE FIELDS. SO I WALKED TIGHT TO THE WOOD RIGHT UP THIS HILL MILES FROM ANY HOUSES FLICKED THE LAMP ON AND NOT MUCH AROUND REALLY BUT THEN.............. :( :( A LOAD FUKIN SCREAMING NOISE CAME FROM BESIDE ME IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMONE BEING MURDED I FEKIN SHIT MY PANTS SO I WALKED IN TO THE FIELD SCARED FUKIN STIFF. THE WORST THING WAS IT DIDNT STOP FOR AGES CRYING AND CRYING I KNEW IT MUST BE A FOX CUB OR SOMETHING BUT WHAT IF IT WAS FREDDY AND I HAD TO WALK PAST IT AGAIN. SO I HAD MY KNIFE IN ONE HAND LAMP IN THE OTHER AND MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS AND FUKIN RAN MY ASS OFF!!!!! I WAS LIKE RAMBO BUT SCARED! CRASHING THROUGH THE BUSHES AND TREES THE NOISE HAD STOPPED BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FOLLOWING ME SCREAMING RUNNING BRANCHES HITTING ME IN THE FACE FELL OVER TWICE DIDNT FEEL IT AT THE TIME I JUST WANTED TO GET OUT THERE WAS THE FENCE IN FRONT OF ME A PANAL 6 FT HIGH FUK ME I RAN THROUGH THE c**t ... NOW IM NOT A FIT GUY AND AM A BIG ONE AT THAT BUT FUK ME MATE I WON THE 400M SPRINT THAT NIGHT... THE FUNNY THING WAS WHEN I GOT INTO STREET LIGHTS I LAUGHED ME FUKIN TITS OFF ,,PEOPLE PISSED UP WALKING HOME LOOKING AT ME GONE OUT!!! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!! EMBARRASSING GUYS BUT FUNNY! :clapper: Edited June 27, 2008 by slickdicko Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wyliecoyote 0 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 so what the hell was it???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slickdicko 0 Posted June 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 so what the hell was it???? DONT KNOW DIDNT ASK IT!!!LOL BUT IT WAS LOAD IT SOUNDED LIKE A WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAA WITH A BIT OF A HHHHHOOOOOYYYY ON THE END! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 i think you should stick to taking the dog mate until you get over your fear.. ..john Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest manda Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 thats feckin hilarious Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bigredbusa Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 I WAS LIKE RAMBO BUT SCARED! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 I would have laffed me bollox of at that mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slickdicko 0 Posted June 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 thats feckin hilarious IT IS NOW MANDA BUT AT THE TIME GEL..WWWOOOOO YOU CAN IMAGAIN AND THATS NOT THE BEST BIT THE MISSUSES MATE OWNS THE LAND WHERE I RAN THROUGH THE FENCE SHE CAME ROUND THE NEXT DAY SAYING VANDALS SMASHED HER FENCE DOWN.....CANT TELL THEM ABOUT IT THEY WILL TAKE THE PISS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hob&Jill 258 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Is it too late for foxes to be mating? they make some fecking disterbing sounds! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slickdicko 0 Posted June 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 DONT SAY THAT MATE IF IT WASNT A FOX IM NEVER GOING UP THERE AGAIN.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 I was once out and thought it a child was being murdered in a wood.Turned out to be a hare. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JohnGalway Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Having been out many a night myself I can only think you ran into a man eating fox. Luckily for you someone had been along ahead of you and was it's supper. Lucky to escape intact there Dicko Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest manda Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 its only funny because i would have done exactly the same but feckin faster lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slickdicko 0 Posted June 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 BABE SUPER MAN WOULD HAVE HUNG UP HIS KAPE THAT NIGHT IF HE WOULD HAVE SEEN ME! :boogy: :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hunter1 63 Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 TO MUCH STELLA LAD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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