Rabbiteer is moving home

[barnslyben 74]

Right,

 

My wife asked me to choose between her or the dog and ferrets.

 

So me the ferrets and the Dog have moved out and will be setting up shop in the Basinstoke/ Farnborough area. I was just wondering which, if any of you guys are from that way.

 

wishing you all the best,

 

Rabbiteer

Good man my ex used to say i thought more of the dogs than of her, she was right i did so she left me for another bloke

a month after she left i met a farmers daughter who love s dogs comes shooting, ferreting,not to keen on ratting tho thinks coursing is the best pre ban.i live with her now on a 600 acre farm of which i have full permission.talk about falling in a bucket of shit,and come up smelling of roses all th best to ya mate good luck BB here she is with a shot ,retrieved hare which i shot and the misses and dog retrieved

she's a fecking beauty also mate, you'v definatley came out smellin of roses mate,

why thankyou kind sir .some things do happen for a reason fellas just go with the flow and be happy lifes too short

[chester 147]

my x said it was her or the dogs ... i said can you catch a hare. reply.... no . my reply ..... see ya . never bin so happy since i got shot of the moaning cow. chester no woman no pain in the arse good luck on the move rabbiteer

Edited June 27, 2008 by chester

[poacherjim 0]

Mate, after 2 divorces I have learn,t several things.

 

 

1 Women are like buses, there will be another one along shortly.

 

2 My mate Bob(Dylan) once said "If you aint got nuthin, you aint got nuthin to lose"

 

and yes, I did it again, but this time I got a mad bitch who will feed the dogs and ferts before me and the kids,

 

I will not always be happy, but I,ll never be bored,

 

cheers

 

the current misses "fueling up"

 

 

fat pups INSIDE BY THE FIRE, where they should be

 

 

 

Fcuk mate she looks rough as a badgers ass.

[sue 1]

it looks like she loves housework,and is very house proud

[Kay 3,709]

I am sorry to hear that new Nic , i hope you soon settle in your new place & i get whined at for liking animals as well & i have also kept an entire hob in the house & he didnt stink

[fraggle 4]

i do hope my wife neer give me the ultimatem, no way of moving any thing back in to a army one room bunk. Good job the dog we have is just a family pet (German sheppard x collie) Dont thing my sargent major would be to impressed lol.

[Guest Rabbiteer]

i do hope my wife neer give me the ultimatem, no way of moving any thing back in to a army one room bunk. Good job the dog we have is just a family pet (German sheppard x collie) Dont thing my sargent major would be to impressed lol.

 

Im having that very same problem with the Sgt's Mess. The CO has said the ferrets are a Health and Safety risk as they may attack someone, so they have gone around a friends house.

[shell 42]

Marriage and relationships... it's all about compromise isn't it...

 

Malc (been together for nearly 11 yrs, married nearly 6 yrs) came home with a present for me one day. 2 PET leeches in a glass jar. LEECHES???!!! WTF?! Found them while digging a ditch... He's obsessed with the countryside and thought I might appreciate them. Fine. Ok. You've brought me 2 pet leaches... then he tries to place the glass jar on the mantle piece in the living room... 'they look nice there'.

 

Hang on a minute... pet leeches.. mantle piece... living room. F*CK RIGHT OFF! Horrid things. I put up with his terriers, lurchers, ferrets, hounds, chickens, geese, ducks... and his smell... 3 years of tripe and hound sh*t... like I'm gonna have pet leeches on the mantle piece.

 

He soon put them outside out of sight, as ordered.

 

See, it's all about compromise. :realmad:

 

This is one of Malcs favourite stories...

 

When Malc was a kid of about 11 and getting dragged around various terrier shows in deepest darkest south yorkshire, his dad had a mate who's occupation was post office robber come terrierman.

 

He told the tale...

He was obsessed with his dogs, he'd come home from the pit one day and his Mrs had said 'its either me or the dogs'. He says 'Ya best f*ck off then'. Anyway, thinking she'd calmed down, he went to work next day, when he gets home in the evening there are no terriers on the yard. Rather than going mental, realising it's probably slightly futile, he goes round to his mates house, discussing the merits of terriers and women. His mate says to him 'see this terrier bitch here...' he picks it up by the scruff and throws it down the cellar steps... he shouts the terrier and it comes creeping up the cellar steps with its tail between its legs... he says 'tell you what, you can't do that to a woman'.

 

Back to the topic... how many women would put up with this? Husband and daughter...

 

 

Shell (and Malc)

[fathom 2]

Right,

 

My wife asked me to choose between her or the dog and ferrets.

 

So me the ferrets and the Dog have moved out and will be setting up shop in the Basinstoke/ Farnborough area. I was just wondering which, if any of you guys are from that way.

 

wishing you all the best,

 

Rabbiteer

 

hi all it has been along time from i've been on the forum my laptop burnt out cant afford a new one at the minute hope everyone is keeping well rabbiteer i know how your feeling lad, was givin the same proposal not so long ago no chance i was givin up the dogs and ferrets. its not a nice position to be in. i was just gettin to a nice level with my dogs, training was paying off had a solid routine now its all up the left dogs gettin it hard settling in to there new home have been forced to leave my house in the country and move back into town. life can be a bitch but i still have my dogs and ferrets ill not give up. keep your chin up rabbiteer

[Guest bullterrier]

good luck with your move mate hope your sorted soon .. .john

[Garypco 2]

ITS ME OR THE DOGS!!!!!How many times have we heard that one lads(in very small cases lasses) they knew who we were when they met us yet they try to change us as soon as they can,its happend to me a couple of times now i even cut down on half my stock for one wife only to find out shed been telling her mates the lot would be gone within six months....how wrong she was lol,yes at the time it breaks ur heart and hurts like hell,but the dogs are always there to console you lol,just means more hunting or lamping time....ive been single now for four years and ive done a lot of hunting and flying(hawks)the next woman i let permanently into my life has gotta be a good one i can tell you lol......i keep looking and keep hoping il find the right one sometimes i guess boys like us will never find her lol......keep ur chin up nik remember what i said all the best mate......one thing about this site i keep seeing more and more women members!!! so who knows might find her here lol.....

[sue 1]

oh the single life is the best ,ive been on my own for 10 years .come and go as you please go ferreting when i like and have as many animals as you want

[Garypco 2]

oh the single life is the best ,ive been on my own for 10 years .come and go as you please go ferreting when i like and have as many animals as you want

yes its great until the house is a shithole nd needs cleaning,or u have sick puppies or work that needs doing then u realise how handy a woman really is!!!

[Guest foxyjo.]

Sorry to hear your news Rabbiteer, it's hard, but probably for the best in the long run.

 

I married a townie, it was a big mistake. He got incrediby jealous of the animals and threw the most magnificent wobbler you've ever seen cos I did the horses on Christmas Day. Apparently I should have just left the poor buggers standing in a stable untended to for the day because family, ie, him, should come first. Not so in my book. Animals are like kids, they come first everytime, no questions. His revenge was to sell one of them. I came home a few days later and he said he was selling Skerry, I had the choice of who it went to, I chose, 2 hours later the horse was gone. He once sulked for 3 weeks cos I went hunting. 3 BLOODY WEEKS WITHOUT SPEAKING A WORD!!! Incredible.....

 

I tried my best, I was only 21 and he was a bit older, (39)made me think there was something wrong with me. Turned my horse away, didn't hunt, no shows, no dog work, no dog shows, no nothing. Utterly pointless, he only found something else to whine about.

 

You're lucky if you can get town and country to mix, I don't think I'd ever bother to try that again. There are plenty of girls out there who will understand you and share your interests.

 

And with regard to the lady with her ciggy and her phone and the fat pups in front of the fire...when you've had a bad 'un, then nothing is quite as true as the saying "Beauty is as beauty does".

[Kay 3,709]

My husbands said if i have any more animals he will go, well i had a greyhound 3 months ago the buggers still here