Best Practical Joke

[speedlamper 0]

best one was pissing in my mates iron, he couldnt understand why his shirts stunk

[Coney 3]

i worked for a building company, renovating a couple of houses where students used to live,

they left behind a load of rubbish including a full size skeleton!

when we were asked to brick up a large alcove in the living room and plaster over it,

we thought what a waste of space so we hung "old boney" up in there by his neck and bricked it up

sooner or later somebody will be knocking it back down!

surprise

 

[mattydski 560]

I went to agricultural college and had a bit of a reputation as a joker, so the list, that i can remeber, is as follows.

1. Emptying someones bedroom in to the lawn area. whilst they were asleep (pissed) ie bed, wardrobe, clothes, the whole shooting match, woke up at 4 in the morning in the rain.

2. Someone went home for weekends to see the family, so i put chickens in their bedroom one week. He then increased the security, so next time he went home for a long week end, i put cress seeed under the door on newspaper, blew it with a hair dryer. then put the hose pipe under. You can guess the rest.

3. Put someones Mini in the middle of a fountain on 4 beer barrels, took a crane to get it back.

4. Dissmantled , then reassembled a plough in the reception at college. Took 2 days till they worked out how we got it in there.

5. A freind of mine ploughed a furrow down an opposing colleges rugby pitch. They held a bar trial for him, where he was convicted and tared and feathered....

6. Once blocked an entire student house in with over 100 straw bales. Then sounded an old air raid siren we had found in the college farm shed.

7. Locked a nervous type student in the laundry room, then pretended we would have to get a chain saw to free him. Ran the chainsa w through an piece of ply wood out side. When we opened the door, he had wet him self

8. Stole a colleges hand painted front entry sign. (trophy snatch) Worth £2000 in 1990. Welded it in to the roof a land rover... OOPS

9.Put abottle of washing up liquid in the bouncy castle during the rain at the freshers ball. Awesome....

 

Lastly, as some revenge for the above, a couple of Northern Irish lads, (very good friends) rang in a false bomb alert for my car. I came out to find my car coned off, and was told by the warden the bomb squad was on the way..... Very Funny at the time. GULP

 

More will come to light.

 

Good memories, and no one got hurt!!!!

 

ah.. except the guy that ended up in hospital with an asthma attack following ahosing down with the fire hose on innitiation night.

 

 

Edited June 26, 2008 by mattydski

[gilly-93 31]

well me and my mate pulled a trick on everyone in maths have a look proper shit there selves twas funny

Edited June 26, 2008 by gilly-1993

[moggs 18]

A few years ago I worked in Dan-yr-ogof show caves a cave complex in south wales where tourists visited in their thousands. Well me and my mate had been there a couple of years and were made head tour guides of the complex. One of our main jobs was to show new staff around. This one boy who started with us was petrified of the dark poor sod and at the end of every shift the lights had to be switched off in the caves, the switch was at the rear of the cave and you had to walk back out using a torch. when you closed up you had to check for litter. this complex also has a dinosaur park and we were in the middle of up grading the dinosaur models so we planed to get a crocodile model and place it in one of the lakes in the cave when the new boy was locking up. so we carefully tied the croc to a stone in the rapid so that it looked like it was moving, ten mins later sent boy in and told him to check for litter in all pathes and lakes. Soon we could hear his screams from outside the cave then a sudden silence, 5 mins went by and we decided to go look for the boy, we found him, with a nasty gash on his head and sobbing like a baby. felt a [bANNED TEXT] tit at the time for doing it but laugh at it now.

[MR TEA POT 1,287]

We had a lad started as a van driver with us,he was the boss's nephew,he was a right grass,he let slip one day that he had a fear of spiders.....so that night i went down to the shed and found some nice big ones.Went to work the next day and waited for the lad to go to toilet,as he was going in through the door i flung the tub of spiders in,and held the door shut while another bloke got some rope and tied the door to a metal rack,then dissapeared we could hear him screaming and shouting then he went quite, boss came undone the rope to let him out,the lad was lying on the floor cold out with a cut on his head and spiders all over him.He was panicing that much he tried to climb on the sink to get away and he slipped and hit his head on the wall knocking himself out.Funnly enough he handed his notice in that week.

And i had to have a diserpliney(spelling)hearing for dangerous conduct in the workplace i was suspended on full pay for two weeks which was not bad,but BOY was it worth it.

He works at a place now where my mate works and is still grassing people up some folks will never learn.

Edited June 27, 2008 by MR TEA POT

[trappa 518]

i worked at a place that used to have big silos of a fertilizer. A lad we worked with started bringing that q-tea to work and lo and behold it looked exactly like this fertilizer, so every day we would put a spoonful of fertilizer into the q-tea. It was hilarious as he would make a cuppa , sit down, and always say that q-tea was feckin horrible, and we would be biting our tongues laughing. this went on for months.

[trappa 518]

Another was when my nephew and niece came to stay for a week. I was warned not to tell ghost stories as the lad was scared, but i couldnt help it, and told the story of "mad jack mcmad" and how he prowled the streets round here with a balaclva on and an axe in his hand , looking for kids to kill!!

Long story short, as it got to bedtime i went out the back into the garage and put on my old cammy jacket, a balaclava and got a big axe, then went to the front room window. I knocked on the window and when they looked i screamed and waved my axe in the air!!

Felt awful afterwards as i had to literally scrape him off the ceiling, and he never slept for weeks after that!

[dustyfox 0]

I worked in a warehouse in the past and a new comer not so bright came to work with us. Anyway when we loaded up the van to which it had to go to a assembly plant, we told this boy to go to with the lorry driver to the plant and ask for the left handed brush, so he went and asked everybody in the plant as no one was giving him an answer. Came back and hour later with the reddest face on earth.

 

Went to a agriculture college and this boy who got on everyones nerves, we decided to kidnap him, we went to a field full of sheep and decided to tie him up to a pole that we fixed in the field and he was naked. Left him there for hours.

[kurgan 5]

not really a practical joke but my brother was playing rugby and went off just before half time with a cut to the head so he spent about ten minutes getting stiched up ,unknowen to him in the changeing room at half time some guy comes in with his down syndrom son and asks if he can go on second half just for 5 minutes have a run around and score a try we all say krack on no problem ,second half starts my brother turns up and rejoins the team just in time to watch this kid running rings around our side with the boys diveing in the wrong direction giveing this lad a bit of excitment ,my 6 foot 4 brother not happy with this decides to run the length of the pitch and pile drive this down's kid head first in to the dirt ,im pissing my self laughing the crowd have gone all quite the ref doesnt know what to do ,luckaly this kid gets up with a big grin on his face and everyone takes a breath as he's still alive ,funnyest thing i have ever seen.