Best Practical Joke

[Rolfe 2]

Just as a bit of light-hearted fun........what is the best or worst practical joke you have played on someone or someone has played on you.........and did one backfire at any time.

 

The one we always used to play was many years ago now in a previous life when i was a psychiatric nurse in a very large specialist Pyschiatric Teaching Hospital. As third year students, one of our jobs was to show the new intake of student nurses the various hopital departments as part of their induction training. After lulling the students in to a false sense of security (by plying them with copious amounts of lubrication in the staff social club) the discussion was carefully manipulated to the subject of death and the Hospital Mortuary.

After whetting their appetites some what.......it was decided (they thought accidently) that after dark we would all go up to the mortuary where the brave ones could witness their first ever dead body. As several of my workmates were in on the gag........one of us (usually me) would slip quietly away and prepare the new intake for the shock of their lives.

Using a hospital pass key........i would let myself into the morgue........and lay down on one of the many trolleys and cover myself with the obligatory sheet in amongst the other "real" corpses awaiting refrigeration.(used to shit me up as well i can tell ya).

Well you can guess the rest.........but shortly the unsuspecting students would be ushered into the morgue whispering and being quiet......and some times there were ten or more male and female students all eager to see their first dead body. When i could sense the time was just right and they were approaching the trolleys..........i would suddenly sit up still draped in a sheet... and declare in my best "Dracula" style voice............."Jesus it is very cold in here tonight". Well the resulting screams, could usually be heard across the entire hospital........enough to wake the dead (excuse the pun) and pools of p**s would sometimes appear on the floor.........we had two girls faint at one time also

 

Anyway..........that was mine..........what about yours?

 

Rolfe.

[Kay 3,709]

Not a bad one ut as a kid i swapped the contents off the evening paper for the week befores free rag , my dad read half off it before he started to look puzzled

 

i couldnt hold in the laughter any longer & he was laughing as much as me & i swapped the lences out of my parents glasses once that got me a smacked arse as my dad was late for work

[Malt 379]

We had workmen round a few years ago to change the ancient boiler that used to be in the airing cupboard. When the workmen left, I thought it would be a great idea to hide in the cupboard and scare the shite out of my wife.

So I got in the cupboard and pulled the door shut.

Not long after, I heard someone come into the room, & flung the door open with an almighty 'WAHHHHGH!'

Imagine my surprise at seeing a 6 foot plumber nearly hit the ceiling & turn white, when he had come back to collect some forgotten tools!

[Stallion 0]

Cling film stretched tight across the toilet bowl and the seat put down was always a winner in the ladies loo

Wicked i Know..........but such fun

[jaws66 0]

worked in a slaught house and asked a new worker to make me a cupper and he told me to pi** of so when he came down with his cuppa and he wasnt looking I put an eye in his tea the next thing I new was the cup of tea flew past my head LOL :clapper:

[SEAN3513 7]

swapping six duck eggs in the neighbours chicken shed.....for hens eggs !!!!!

 

the look on his face was priceless!!!

[Neil Cooney. 1]

We were watching the racing in the pub one day. One of the lads wrote on a betting slip "this is a hold up ,just hand over the money" and he folded the slip in half.

He asked a young fellow to go next door to the bookies and ask the girl behind the counter what price was that horse.

The young fellow 2 minutes later came running back into the pub wanting to fight yer man.

[Neil Cooney. 1]

We were watching the racing in the pub one day. One of the lads wrote on a betting slip "this is a hold up ,just hand over the money" and he folded the slip in half.

He asked a young fellow to go next door to the bookies and ask the girl behind the counter what price was that horse.

The young fellow 2 minutes later came running back into the pub wanting to fight yer man.

[TOMO 26,139]

me being a pester, and having endless suplys of veriuose dead animals. the oppertunity for leaving them in strange places is endless

 

squirrels under windscreen wipers is a fave

[Guest fight the ban]

im a bricky, normally get apprentices to try bump start a stihl saw. funny as fu*k to watch, cracks me up every time.

[Guest G.Mac]

Neil youre lucky the poor fuker got back in one piece.

[kirstysdad 827]

pick a random phne number and ring it dont give person on other end time to say anything just say terry here cant make it tonight phone you later leave it a hour phone back dont let them say nything again and say terry here see you tomorrow at 7 instead do this all day with different messages by the end of the day the person on the other end will have the right hump your last call let them speak they usualy say look theirs no-one called terry here this is your que to say this is terry any messages for me

[Guest traceyg]

Iused to work in a cafe and i told the new staff it was the cafes resposabilty to water the outdoor plants. So off they went with a large jug out onto the main busy town road with all the cars beeping there horns at them as they watered the towns plants oh what fun lollol.

[trapper25 0]

i worked for a building company, renovating a couple of houses where students used to live,

they left behind a load of rubbish including a full size skeleton!

when we were asked to brick up a large alcove in the living room and plaster over it,

we thought what a waste of space so we hung "old boney" up in there by his neck and bricked it up

sooner or later somebody will be knocking it back down!

surprise

[Neil Cooney. 1]

Neil youre lucky the poor fuker got back in one piece.

LOL with the amount of bookies being robbed there might come a day when there'll be armed security. LOL, we wont be doing that one.