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No cap rule I have heard of in witherspoons too and its mainly so you can see the faces of the chavs that normaly wear baseball caps on the cctv, thats what my mate said that used to work for them anyway, if you think about it cctv cameras are normaly mounted high up so if people wear baseball caps it obscures their faces making any footage useless if they kick off after a shandy ;) So I suppose in this case a jobs worth has made his/her mind up that its one rule for all.

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Where did you see this??? i live up in the area and find that hard to believe!!! I've got a flat cap, might have to pop in for a few!!!!!
in newcastle under lyme mate in a yateses pub was on evening news tell you what mate hope one of them terban wearing swines comes in my local,and i bet they dont throw a sehk out for wearing one in the same pub but then thats different welcome to new labours britain.

 

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper: .....in your first post you said newcastle upon tyne..........totally different!!!

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I bet the old c*nt smelt of piss and cabbage and the first thing they could get rid of the old minger for was his flat cap :big_boss:

 

In fact, i bet the fecker had one of them spacker charriot's as well, taking up loads of room and clipping people's heels when he went for a piss every 15 minutes. :big_boss:

 

I bet he used to insist on his own glass as well, despite the brewery telling the senile old feck that he couldn't have it :big_boss:

 

The sort of old nacker who would bore you rigid if you were unlucky enough to be within ear shot of the c*nt. :big_boss:

 

The sort of dizzy old git who thought de-oderant was a form of Gas warfare. :big_boss:

 

If not any of the above, let the old fossil in again :notworthy: and shut up moaning about traditional headware.

 

 

I hope you got a really dry sense of humour...........if not i hope it was your grandad!!!!!!! :big_boss:

you mean the sort of old f****r that probably fought in the war so we can all be FREE!!!! :censored:

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I bet the old c*nt smelt of piss and cabbage and the first thing they could get rid of the old minger for was his flat cap :big_boss:

 

In fact, i bet the fecker had one of them spacker charriot's as well, taking up loads of room and clipping people's heels when he went for a piss every 15 minutes. :big_boss:

 

I bet he used to insist on his own glass as well, despite the brewery telling the senile old feck that he couldn't have it :big_boss:

 

The sort of old nacker who would bore you rigid if you were unlucky enough to be within ear shot of the c*nt. :big_boss:

 

The sort of dizzy old git who thought de-oderant was a form of Gas warfare. :big_boss:

 

If not any of the above, let the old fossil in again :notworthy: and shut up moaning about traditional headware.

:laugh::laugh::laugh: best laugh ive had all day,the reason they made him take his cap off was there was a bloke wearing a baseball cap in the pub,they aked him to take it off and he pointed to the old boy and said hes wearing a hat,so they made em both take em off :icon_eek: ffs

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Where did you see this??? i live up in the area and find that hard to believe!!! I've got a flat cap, might have to pop in for a few!!!!!
in newcastle under lyme mate in a yateses pub was on evening news tell you what mate hope one of them terban wearing swines comes in my local,and i bet they dont throw a sehk out for wearing one in the same pub but then thats different welcome to new labours britain.

Glassy Junction in south road southall,EVERYONE wears a turban,was the first pub in the UK to accept indian rupees as payment for alcohol :blink:

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Where did you see this??? i live up in the area and find that hard to believe!!! I've got a flat cap, might have to pop in for a few!!!!!
in newcastle under lyme mate in a yateses pub was on evening news tell you what mate hope one of them terban wearing swines comes in my local,and i bet they dont throw a sehk out for wearing one in the same pub but then thats different welcome to new labours britain.

 

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper: .....in your first post you said newcastle upon tyne..........totally different!!!

sorry mate your right, wrong first time got it the second.still bad news to me old fella cant were a bloody flat cap,i agree with the chav bit make them take theres of the tossers
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I bet the old c*nt smelt of piss and cabbage and the first thing they could get rid of the old minger for was his flat cap :big_boss:

 

In fact, i bet the fecker had one of them spacker charriot's as well, taking up loads of room and clipping people's heels when he went for a piss every 15 minutes. :big_boss:

 

I bet he used to insist on his own glass as well, despite the brewery telling the senile old feck that he couldn't have it :big_boss:

 

The sort of old nacker who would bore you rigid if you were unlucky enough to be within ear shot of the c*nt. :big_boss:

 

The sort of dizzy old git who thought de-oderant was a form of Gas warfare. :big_boss:

 

If not any of the above, let the old fossil in again :notworthy: and shut up moaning about traditional headware.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::toast::toast:

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No cap rule I have heard of in witherspoons too and its mainly so you can see the faces of the chavs that normaly wear baseball caps on the cctv, thats what my mate said that used to work for them anyway, if you think about it cctv cameras are normaly mounted high up so if people wear baseball caps it obscures their faces making any footage useless if they kick off after a shandy ;) So I suppose in this case a jobs worth has made his/her mind up that its one rule for all.

 

 

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