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so ive just seen on the news that an 81 year old man in the newcastle up on tyme area has been barred from a pub for donning a flat cap,a pub wich he has frequented most his life,a big chain type buisness,is cause he is white or would they tell any other ethnic group they could not frequent if wearing head gear?

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I bet the old c*nt smelt of piss and cabbage and the first thing they could get rid of the old minger for was his flat cap :big_boss:

 

In fact, i bet the fecker had one of them spacker charriot's as well, taking up loads of room and clipping people's heels when he went for a piss every 15 minutes. :big_boss:

 

I bet he used to insist on his own glass as well, despite the brewery telling the senile old feck that he couldn't have it :big_boss:

 

The sort of old nacker who would bore you rigid if you were unlucky enough to be within ear shot of the c*nt. :big_boss:

 

The sort of dizzy old git who thought de-oderant was a form of Gas warfare. :big_boss:

 

If not any of the above, let the old fossil in again :notworthy: and shut up moaning about traditional headware.

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I bet the old c*nt smelt of piss and cabbage and the first thing they could get rid of the old minger for was his flat cap :big_boss:

 

In fact, i bet the fecker had one of them spacker charriot's as well, taking up loads of room and clipping people's heels when he went for a piss every 15 minutes. :big_boss:

 

I bet he used to insist on his own glass as well, despite the brewery telling the senile old feck that he couldn't have it :big_boss:

 

The sort of old nacker who would bore you rigid if you were unlucky enough to be within ear shot of the c*nt. :big_boss:

 

The sort of dizzy old git who thought de-oderant was a form of Gas warfare. :big_boss:

 

If not any of the above, let the old fossil in again :notworthy: and shut up moaning about traditional headware.

 

 

I hope you got a really dry sense of humour...........if not i hope it was your grandad!!!!!!! :big_boss:

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Oh very dry old lad ;)

 

It certainly won't be a grandpa of mine over there neither, they got more dignity.

 

No hats means no hats doesn't it :hmm:

 

 

Not up here......... this is the land of the flat cap........ and less of the old please i've just changed my incontinence pad!!!!!

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this is the land of the flat cap........ and less of the old please i've just changed my incontinence pad!!!!!

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper:

 

Known in Maori legend as the 'land of the long flat cap' :thumbs:

 

 

You've lost me there........ it must be the dementia........... :icon_redface::icon_redface:

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Where did you see this??? i live up in the area and find that hard to believe!!! I've got a flat cap, might have to pop in for a few!!!!!
in newcastle under lyme mate in a yateses pub was on evening news tell you what mate hope one of them terban wearing swines comes in my local,and i bet they dont throw a sehk out for wearing one in the same pub but then thats different welcome to new labours britain.
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Was probably packin' an uzi under his flat cap.

In a pub like that you'd want a large gang of lads to go in and all order a couple of pints each. When they're all pulled everyone put on their flat caps before paying for the pints. If your asked to take them of everyone walks out.

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