doga 50 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 so ive just seen on the news that an 81 year old man in the newcastle up on tyme area has been barred from a pub for donning a flat cap,a pub wich he has frequented most his life,a big chain type buisness,is cause he is white or would they tell any other ethnic group they could not frequent if wearing head gear? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
earth&hounds 94 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 dirty turban hats and tata sacks come to mind ras clat you have a bit a block in yo doe ya mush size of the feet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,043 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Andy Capp country Flat-caps are de-riguer,traditional for old boys up there,the pub should be boycotted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Where did you see this??? i live up in the area and find that hard to believe!!! I've got a flat cap, might have to pop in for a few!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blaze 49 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Dont think iv ever seen my Grandad without his Flat Cap on .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hue jeers 6 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 I bet the old c*nt smelt of piss and cabbage and the first thing they could get rid of the old minger for was his flat cap In fact, i bet the fecker had one of them spacker charriot's as well, taking up loads of room and clipping people's heels when he went for a piss every 15 minutes. I bet he used to insist on his own glass as well, despite the brewery telling the senile old feck that he couldn't have it The sort of old nacker who would bore you rigid if you were unlucky enough to be within ear shot of the c*nt. The sort of dizzy old git who thought de-oderant was a form of Gas warfare. If not any of the above, let the old fossil in again and shut up moaning about traditional headware. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 I bet the old c*nt smelt of piss and cabbage and the first thing they could get rid of the old minger for was his flat cap In fact, i bet the fecker had one of them spacker charriot's as well, taking up loads of room and clipping people's heels when he went for a piss every 15 minutes. I bet he used to insist on his own glass as well, despite the brewery telling the senile old feck that he couldn't have it The sort of old nacker who would bore you rigid if you were unlucky enough to be within ear shot of the c*nt. The sort of dizzy old git who thought de-oderant was a form of Gas warfare. If not any of the above, let the old fossil in again and shut up moaning about traditional headware. I hope you got a really dry sense of humour...........if not i hope it was your grandad!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hue jeers 6 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Oh very dry old lad It certainly won't be a grandpa of mine over there neither, they got more dignity. No hats means no hats doesn't it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Oh very dry old lad It certainly won't be a grandpa of mine over there neither, they got more dignity. No hats means no hats doesn't it Not up here......... this is the land of the flat cap........ and less of the old please i've just changed my incontinence pad!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 he probably had trakie bottoms and a hoody on to Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hue jeers 6 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 this is the land of the flat cap........ and less of the old please i've just changed my incontinence pad!!!!! Known in Maori legend as the 'land of the long flat cap' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hue jeers 6 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 he probably had trakie bottoms and a hoody on to Feckin 'run flat' trainers anall just in case the police put a stinger out in front of the old sod Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 this is the land of the flat cap........ and less of the old please i've just changed my incontinence pad!!!!! Known in Maori legend as the 'land of the long flat cap' You've lost me there........ it must be the dementia........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
doga 50 Posted June 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Where did you see this??? i live up in the area and find that hard to believe!!! I've got a flat cap, might have to pop in for a few!!!!!in newcastle under lyme mate in a yateses pub was on evening news tell you what mate hope one of them terban wearing swines comes in my local,and i bet they dont throw a sehk out for wearing one in the same pub but then thats different welcome to new labours britain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neil Cooney. 1 Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Was probably packin' an uzi under his flat cap. In a pub like that you'd want a large gang of lads to go in and all order a couple of pints each. When they're all pulled everyone put on their flat caps before paying for the pints. If your asked to take them of everyone walks out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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