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Anyone know anything about them, i was thinking of sticking one on the other half when she stays over next, you know, what till shes asleep, sneek it on, go down the garden for a crafty ciggy then zap. What do you reckon, thought it would be good to get some feedback off of her first rather than upset the mutt.....

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Anyone know anything about them, i was thinking of sticking one on the other half when she stays over next, you know, what till shes asleep, sneek it on, go down the garden for a crafty ciggy then zap. What do you reckon, thought it would be good to get some feedback off of her first rather than upset the mutt.....

 

You would be wearing your bollocks as earings if you lived here :laugh::laugh:

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Anyone know anything about them, i was thinking of sticking one on the other half when she stays over next, you know, what till shes asleep, sneek it on, go down the garden for a crafty ciggy then zap. What do you reckon, thought it would be good to get some feedback off of her first rather than upset the mutt.....

 

You would be wearing your bollocks as earings if you lived here :laugh::laugh:

 

 

pat butcher springs to mind :tongue2:

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Ha ha, might have guessed i'd get a remark like that from you Kay, just my warped sense of humour kicking in after a few too many scotches......

 

for a remark like that you should be making a fuss of her :laugh:

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i lent mine to my brother and come back with it and said it did not work so i put it to my self and bark'ed like a dog to try it and it put me to the ground

 

what did it feel like :laugh:

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Ha ha, might have guessed i'd get a remark like that from you Kay, just my warped sense of humour kicking in after a few too many scotches......

 

for a remark like that you should be making a fuss of her :laugh:

 

i am thats why i'm trying it on the bitch first and not my mutt :tongue2:

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Ha ha, might have guessed i'd get a remark like that from you Kay, just my warped sense of humour kicking in after a few too many scotches......

 

for a remark like that you should be making a fuss of her :laugh:

 

i am thats why i'm trying it on the bitch first and not my mutt :tongue2:

 

maybe as close to an orgasm she is going to get that night hey :tongue2::laugh:

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this is getting a little kinky now, wonder if they do em ferret size for my todger :icon_redface::tongue2:

 

depends how big the ferret is, you started this remember not me :laugh:

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