Cupid Stunt 18 Posted June 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 is this a serious post or a joke... im not being cocky Its no joke. I blanked out the location because we shoot on the land but the newspaper report wouldn't be difficult to find. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,469 Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Bring's a new meaning to BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
proper job 1 Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 I once saw a man kissing a sheeps ass, I said "you dirty b*****d", he looked up and said "it's not what you think, I've got chapped lips". "Oh", I said "that cures it then". "Oh no" he says, "but it stops you from licking them". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 I once saw a man kissing a sheeps ass, I said "you dirty b*****d", he looked up and said "it's not what you think, I've got chapped lips". "Oh", I said "that cures it then". "Oh no" he says, "but it stops you from licking them". EEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! :sick: ... how did he kill the sheep though? i dont know a lot about sheep.... so... yeah.. did f*cking it do it in, like internal damage or something, or was it the shock of being raped? either way thats horrible and yes i'd shoot him. however there is no chance of him procreating and his children growing up just like him, especially if he's so much into sheep... still, what a sicko.. i wonder why he couldnt get a human girl to start with.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,863 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 A human girl as opposed to a ''non human'' girl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FJager 0 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Forget a Welshman, definitely be a Kiwi! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
welshdragon 6 Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 :laugh:I too couldn't work out whether this post was a joke or serious ? If its serious then why is everybody so suprised ? Everyone knows the Welsh have been doing this since forever Butch we shag them and you english eat them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aktonvermincontrol 0 Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 google the name purple aki he has been chasing little kids all over the north west area but comes from toxteth Liverpool,hes one scary fukka Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TITCHY69 10 Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 A BLACK MAN WITH A WELSH ACCENT SHOULDNT BE TO HARD TO FIND WE SHAG THEM YOU EAT THEM LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roybo 2,873 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 (edited) A priest from the city was driving to his new parish in a small village in the valleys. As he drove into the town he saw a young man chasing a sheep down the street. The young man caught the sheep and began having sex with it right in the middle of the street. The priest was really shaken by this and decided he needed to have a whisky to settle his nerves. So he found a nearby bar. As he went up to get served he noticed an old man in the corner jackin off! This really upset him and he said to the barman "Look, I'm Father McGlumph the new priest for this town. The first thing I see when I arrive is a young man chasing a sheep down the street, catching it, and having sex with it! Then I come in here for a wee whisky because I'm so shocked and I see an old man in the corner jackin off! How do you explain it?"The barman cocks his head, looks serious and says,"Well, ye can’t expect a man his age to catch a sheep now can ye?" try here lads Edited June 23, 2008 by roybo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Its all a pack of lies..............Chiefs not black :dance: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sadmike 0 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 A BLACK MAN WITH A WELSH ACCENT SHOULDNT BE TO HARD TO FIND Black, Welsh accent.....ATHLETIC! Hmmmmmm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cupid Stunt 18 Posted July 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 He's been caught A 26-YEAR-OLD man is in police custody accused of having sex with a sheep. The man was arrested this morning (July 17) at his home in Dulwich, where police also found a quantity of drugs and cash. He was also arrested on suspicion of possession with intent to supply drugs. Police raided the man's home after his DNA was matched with a pair of grey jogging pants found following reports of a man having sex with a sheep on June 9. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smudgersmith 2 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I once saw a man kissing a sheeps ass, I said "you dirty b*****d", he looked up and said "it's not what you think, I've got chapped lips". "Oh", I said "that cures it then". "Oh no" he says, "but it stops you from licking them". EEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! :sick: ... how did he kill the sheep though? i dont know a lot about sheep.... so... yeah.. did f*cking it do it in, like internal damage or something, or was it the shock of being raped? either way thats horrible and yes i'd shoot him. however there is no chance of him procreating and his children growing up just like him, especially if he's so much into sheep... still, what a sicko.. i wonder why he couldnt get a human girl to start with.. Feck I, I love Americans with a sense of humour, a " Human Girl" as against a non human girl. The last time I was in Wales, I had the pleasure of a lovely Welsh girl from the Valley's her best friend was as black as pitch with a real taffy accent, it did my head in. My rather stunning new best friend told me her biggist turn on was to be rumped senseless by me wearing my England rugby shirt, being the true gent I had to oblige. After she had the benifit off my love lolly I asked her why, she replied, it will really piss my husband off. True class. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bigredbusa Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Lol, it makes me smile when i go somewhere in england and see welsh lamb on the menu, dont see it here in wales we only feed it to the dogs , our sex shops stock little suspenders for sheep too, there have been a few people caught over the years but they get called BAAAAAAAAAAAAD BOYS and they MUTTON do it again also for anyone interested, if you take them to the edge of a mountain they push back better check this video on sheep LOVE brwaaaaa !!!! lol , that link is funny as hell , dirty deeds , it even sounds like bon scott Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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