Rolfe 2 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ferretess 230 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Very good rolfey,,, and it was clean Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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doga 50 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 :clapping: your right old un but good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest traceyg Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 think you've lost the plot rolfe roll on the rabbit season you need to keep busy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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