craftycarper 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Mmmmm well my ole man died before 55 and so did his, spooky thing is they both died on the same date 10th december, obviously different year, so i'm 43 this december...not long left by my calculations.....back to the question...probably with a cracking blonde bird sitting on me face in a nurses uniform in say about 11- 12 years time....a different meaning to a ventilator lets say.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rolfe 2 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 My old dad knew the exact date and time of his death.................The Judge Told Him. Seriously............As long as I had told my nearest and dearest how much i loved them and all arrangements had been made for the care of my animals.............Then i would love to go on a wild and windy night in some remote place struggling to carry the 100 rabbits i had just taken in the long net.........wonderful. Rolfe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 i want to be buried at sea Welsh flag, Male voice Choir, Quick sing-song, Plop! In with the jellyfish, Good night f**king Irene! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 25,313 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Predictable Willy....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scar 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 i dont want to be kept alive just let me go with a bit of dignity ,then just cremated no service or anything like that as i'm an atheist dont believe in god or the devil , they can toss my ashes anywhere they like , dont want no wake where people all gather around saying what a great bloke i was in life when they really think what an asshole.Thats my wishes and there all written down lol .Am i a misserable ba*tard ? no just how i want it to be . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Groverdog 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Same for me as Midnight walker just hope its at the time of the rut so i can hear the stags roar as i go. then cremated and chucked back on the hill. Dont think your miserable at all Scar better to have loved ones know what you want aint it. And as for the wake well i dont want noone either mourning or celebrating that ive gone (more like celebrating me thinks! lol) Loads think i am either an eccentric or foul mouthed gobby cow whilst im still on this mortal coil feck knows what theyd say when i slip off it! And if i had a gravestone which i wouldnt cos id been burned it would read "my body lies but still i roam" taken from metallica Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 im not going Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcherboy2008 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 i want to be buried at sea Welsh flag, Male voice Choir, Quick sing-song, Plop! In with the jellyfish, Good night f**king Irene! maltenby knows the score, theres nothing better than a male choir p.s i forgot sea burials are illegal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trappa 517 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Ive told 'er indoors i want a viking funeral! I want to be doused in petrol , dumped in a raft and set out to sea alight from the local jetty!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 i want to be buried at sea Welsh flag, Male voice Choir, Quick sing-song, Plop! In with the jellyfish, Good night f**king Irene! maltenby knows the score, theres nothing better than a male choir p.s i forgot sea burials are illegal ...... "There's nothing wrong with cremation!" Got to be the funniest film ever! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 25,313 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 If any of you are thinking of shuffling off this mortal coil quite soon,as in the next few months,and you have any decent fishing gear your looking to bequeath Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 25,313 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 JOE when my goodies arrive from eastern-europe next week your last moments on earth WILL be exciting What you on about anyway?You normally look like death warmed up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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davyt63 1,845 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 with a smile regards davy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craftycarper 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Ive told 'er indoors i want a viking funeral! I want to be doused in petrol , dumped in a raft and set out to sea alight from the local jetty!! don't give her any ideas or pee her off, just tell her to make sure your a gonna before she hits the lighter fuid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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