BlueCoyote 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 A man and a woman were laying in bed, sleeping soundly, when a loud noise from outside woke the woman up. The woman, hazy and confused, lept from the bed and shouted to the groggy man, "Hurry, that must be my husband!" The man grabbed his clothes and, without donning them, jumped out the window. The man crashed to the ground, fought through a rose bush, and ran as fast as he could for his car. The man returned to the house a few minutes later, went inside to the bedroom and confronted the woman with, "Hey, I AM your husband!" The woman replied, "Then why did you jump out the window and go running throught the yard?" And that, Officer, is how the fight started.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slickdicko 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 im going to try that with the missus (just to be sure) ill keep you all informed!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Quality. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted June 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 (edited) im going to try that with the missus (just to be sure) ill keep you all informed!! i thought of trying that on my husband but .... i already know the answer. he talks in his sleep so we're cool lol!! though some of the crap he says while sleeping is funnier than this joke Edited June 17, 2008 by BlueCoyote Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,503 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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