ferretess 230 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I'm not sure where this is going now, but when I posted it, it was just a bit of fun to be taken lightly Well it made me laugh at some of the things ,, and done a couple ,, god i remember the first time i stuck my tongue on a battery but that wasn't my fault my grandad told me to do it and i was brought up to listen to my elders and i always do as i am told Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hue jeers 6 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Too f*ckin right i'm proud to be British. We're only going through the same thing that the Vikings, Romans, Saxons, Normans, Klingons,Mongols and Jedi have. To find a people with the common sense to play Cricket while it's raining, Rugby league when it's blistering hot and insist on holding a Rock Concert in a Bowl, year after year in the pouring rain, hoping that one year it might actually be dry Just shows what a fantastic bunch of people we are. F*cking right mate, Rule Brittania Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodey 96 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I'm not proud to be british i'm proud to be ENGLISH! Any scot on here if asked is scottish, same for the welsh they are welsh the irish if asked are irish so if you come from england why have we got to be britsh. ENGLAND! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,784 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 I'm not proud to be british i'm proud to be ENGLISH! Any scot on here if asked is scottish, same for the welsh they are welsh the irish if asked are irish so if you come from england why have we got to be britsh. ENGLAND! Proud to be English although sometimes I cringe at what we English do. It's inherently built in, I'm rather proud to say! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
threbb 0 Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign. Oh and...... * Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. * Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions - while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. * Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. * Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. * Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. * Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. * Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. Not to mention... * 3 Britons die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. * 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. * 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. * 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. * British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. * 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. * A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. * 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control Scalextric cars. and finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet. I am proud to be British. But we do still have a sense of humour.That was great. Thanks for the laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
threbb 0 Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 I used to be proud to be.Not any more sadly!You do sound a bit sad if you dont mind me saying so. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratman2 2 Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 I'm proud to be English The list at the start of this thread applies to any country, I would love to see the statistics for America. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Proud all day to be English....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
doga 50 Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 im proud to be ENGLISH,but i do love the island we live on no were like it on this planet for sure and the country is GREAT just the invaders are not GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Geoff.C 0 Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 im proud to be ENGLISH,but i do love the island we live on no were like it on this planet for sure and the country is GREAT just the invaders are not GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. Couldn't have put it better myself doga. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timjim 43 Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 used to be proud to be British, But not anymore but i am still proud to be WELSH, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest world.hunters Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 i have never been proud to be british but i will always be pround to be a white english-man. W.h Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Proud all day to be English....... What about night time ... owwwwooooooooooooooo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Britain. It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bitsa lurcher Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 i have never been proud to be british but i will always be pround to be a white english-man. W.h make the most of it.............mohamed is taking over and he has got alah on his side Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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