SEAN3513 7 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 A taxidermist is on holiday down in wales. He is feeling a little thirsty and decides to have a few drinks at the nearest pub. Upon entering the pub, the conversation stops and all eyes turn to him. Feeling a little uneasy, he makes his way to the bar to order a beer. The bartender serves him and says, "you ain't from 'round here, are ya boyo?" Guy: "No...I am from oxford." Bartender: "What is it you do up there in oxford?" Guy: "Well, I am a taxidermist." Bartender: "A taxidermist...Hey jones, you ever hear of a taxi- dermist?" Jones: "No, never heard of it." Bartender: "So Mr. Taxidermist, what is it you do exactly?" Guy: "Well, I mount dead animals." Bartender: "It's OK boys--he's one of us sorry to everbody from wales............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Very funny Sean! YOU ENGLISH B*****D!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcherboy2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 haha great joke though fair play, but i will say always shit on the nglish side of the bridge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted June 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 maltenby and lurcherboy............i am sorry!!!! please feel free to edit place names with somwhere of your choosing!!! and theres enough shit on our side of the bridge.............!!!!!!!!!!! thanks fellas............glad you saw the funny side Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcherboy2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 good joke mind i must say Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 maltenby and lurcherboy............i am sorry!!!! please feel free to edit place names with somwhere of your choosing!!! and theres enough shit on our side of the bridge.............!!!!!!!!!!! thanks fellas............glad you saw the funny side Don't worry about it Sean mate, we like a bit of banter & it's not our fault that our sheep are better looking than the English women who come here on holiday! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Neil Cooney. 1 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Fellow has two pet monkeys, both die so he decides to bring them to the taxidermist, taxidermist looks at them and says "so you want them mounted", "no, holding hands will do," says yer man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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