mackem 27,028 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Crowbar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 I remember seeing sachets of anal-lubricant in that Homo shop in Soho,the one that sold "Ken" dolls,I think it was called "Friendz"...The blurb on the sachet was something like "When you want to be really close,be FRIENDZ" mackem, you worry me............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 healthy option for me mate....................olive oil !!! softens up any old burger !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest friedrice Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Dettol tried that tonight. to sort the rips and splits out hurt like hell but should help the healing prosess Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,028 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 I remember seeing sachets of anal-lubricant in that Homo shop in Soho,the one that sold "Ken" dolls,I think it was called "Friendz"...The blurb on the sachet was something like "When you want to be really close,be FRIENDZ" mackem, you worry me............. I only gave him that advice in case she had a moustache Some guys have low standards Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,028 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 healthy option for me mate....................olive oil !!! softens up any old burger !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Extra virgin olive oil? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Magwitch Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Lard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 healthy option for me mate....................olive oil !!! softens up any old burger !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Extra virgin olive oil? in his dreams !!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............oh? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hue jeers 6 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Any one else noticed Jeremy D'Arcy hasn't come clean, so to speak Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest friedrice Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 I remember seeing sachets of anal-lubricant in that Homo shop in Soho,the one that sold "Ken" dolls,I think it was called "Friendz"...The blurb on the sachet was something like "When you want to be really close,be FRIENDZ" mackem, you worry me............. I only gave him that advice in case she had a moustache Some guys have low standards thanks for the advice mate, she shaves every other day ,so she said mind you her arm pits aint been done for a while and yet trimed down below Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,028 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 I dont mean that mate,I mean some women are so ugly they are best taken from behind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Do your job right, you shouldn't need lube Lard Maggy? Ewwwwwwwwwww :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest friedrice Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 I dont mean that mate,I mean some women are so ugly they are best taken from behind mackem, you sound like a man of the world,maybe you could help me out on this one ? had four pm's all say spit! but would you say that would be a dribble from the side of my mouth,or should i get one frome the back of my throat or should i get one up from the bottom of my lungs, or would cooking oil do the job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,028 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Do your job right, you shouldn't need lube Lard Maggy? Ewwwwwwwwwww :sick: His last girlfriend worked in a chippy,I knew a guy once worked in a crematorium,used to get his girlfriend perfume that they used at work behind the scenes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,028 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 A gobbet of phlegm should do the trick,but I never needed artificial lube,I just took my time,its like a meal,always eat your starter slowly,gives the main course time to cook thoroughly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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