what lube.

[Kay 3,709]

Deep heat, & apply liberally to both of you. Don't listen to the knockers Friedrice:

 

'There's many a tune been played on an old piano'

 

Theres some truth in that i got better with age

 

Not big'in your self up to much kay

 

Well its true confidence wise , i didnt mean in a bedroom situation

[Rhodey 96]

Deep heat, & apply liberally to both of you. Don't listen to the knockers Friedrice:

 

'There's many a tune been played on an old piano'

 

Theres some truth in that i got better with age

 

Not big'in your self up to much kay

 

Well its true confidence wise , i didnt mean in a bedroom situation

 

Must just be my mind!

[Kay 3,709]

Deep heat, & apply liberally to both of you. Don't listen to the knockers Friedrice:

 

'There's many a tune been played on an old piano'

 

Theres some truth in that i got better with age

 

Not big'in your self up to much kay

 

Well its true confidence wise , i didnt mean in a bedroom situation

 

Must just be my mind!

 

yes it must

[lurchergrrl 1,441]

or should i get one up from the bottom of my lungs, or would cooking oil do the job

 

If anybody hawked a loogie on me I'd batter him - that's just plain nasty :sick: Funny, but nasty all the same. Gawd you guys are all a bunch of freaks

hi lurcher girl. come clean then what do you girls think is the best. on your own or with a boy. iff you had to use some lube what would it be

 

Can't really say much on the lube situation Friedrice .... haven't got any need for it

[Guest Magwitch]

Do your job right, you shouldn't need lube

 

Lard Maggy? Ewwwwwwwwwww :sick:

His last girlfriend worked in a chippy,I knew a guy once worked in a crematorium,used to get his girlfriend perfume that they used at work behind the scenes

 

Well i like the smell of frying bacon

[Coney 3]

Imaginary jackanory lube will do the trick

no it wasent the sun that got to my head it realy did happen simonman

 

 

Imaginary Jackanory Lube's ok but real studs use Fantasy Island Slipme1. Best you can get

 

 

[The one 8,473]

If youv'e got the angle of the dangle and the heat of the meat right what more is there ????

[timjim 43]

she sounds very desperate, i would suggest a bottle of vodka to loosen her up a bit, she may be too desprate and you dont turn her on enough, thats where the vodka would come in, couple of glasses of that and hey presto you become her prince charming getting her own natural lubricating juices flowing

[comanche 2,954]

What a really kind lady...I expect she treats all her trades-people the same .Forget the artificial lubrication .Simply wait until she's "paid " the milkman,window -cleaners etc .. Everyone say"UUURGH".

[jimlad 0]

bloods always good just keep going at it good an hard!!!!!!!

[dytkos 17,784]

Dettol

 

 

 

 

If your know what your doing you shouldn't need artificial lube mate!

[Guest friedrice]

tuesday im back there cutting her hedge but this time armed with all sorts of lube . let you know how i get on.

and theres me thinking sex stopped at thirty

[Guest friedrice]

tuesday im back there cutting her hedge but this time armed with all sorts of lube . let you know how i get on.

and theres me thinking sex stopped at thirty

 

 

You have come on in leaps & bounds , you were all fingers & thumbs a few months back

tried the fingers and thumds last time mate dident do a lot but tuesday could be the day. in fact i like her,as old as she is

and extra coin in the wage packet she says .mind you only when her old man is at work.

[Guest Eamon.Mc]

A bit of tongue action can help! If not then good old KY jelly. Add a bit of deep heat for extra sensation.