Guest friedrice Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 another hot day today,and as i was striped down to my shorts doing the weeding work on the patio at one of my bosses cliants homes,i noticed two middle aged ladys looking at me from a up stair window.thought nothing at it at first,but it wasent long before they came out side and asked if i would like a drink. yes said i and followed them into the kitchen of the house.nice old girls they are and after a drink of lemonade one had to leave for work so after the good byes to her friend she came back into the kitchen. right this is wher things got serious . to cut a long story short im sore and so is she,every other week she said and im all up for that but what lube would you lot out there use ? a bit of spit,ky,butter or engine oil. if i cant find something i'll have to give here a miss next time. so come on boys save a man in need Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Imaginary jackanory lube will do the trick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy s410c 61 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 (edited) You were,nt rubbing it up against her inner thigh were you??? :oops: If not try some Axle grease Edited June 12, 2008 by andy s410c Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,038 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Had a mate used to swear bullshit was good for getting your end away but whether that was for lubrication or just for chatting girls up I'm not sure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest friedrice Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Imaginary jackanory lube will do the trick no it wasent the sun that got to my head it realy did happen simonman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbithunter 456 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 bit of spit works wonders Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dexter... 0 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Look up Wet-Light................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 another hot day today,and as i was striped down to my shorts doing the weeding work on the patio at one of my bosses cliants homes,i noticed two middle aged ladys looking at me from a up stair window.thought nothing at it at first,but it wasent long before they came out side and asked if i would like a drink. yes said i and followed them into the kitchen of the house.nice old girls they are and after a drink of lemonade one had to leave for workso after the good byes to her friend she came back into the kitchen. right this is wher things got serious . to cut a long story short im sore and so is she,every other week she said and im all up for that but what lube would you lot out there use ? a bit of spit,ky,butter or engine oil. if i cant find something i'll have to give here a miss next time. so come on boys save a man in need In your wet dreams Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratman2 2 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Imaginary jackanory lube will do the trick no it wasent the sun that got to my head it realy did happen simonman Imaginary Jackanory Lube's ok but real studs use Fantasy Island Slipme1. Best you can get Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,995 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 I remember seeing sachets of anal-lubricant in that Homo shop in Soho,the one that sold "Ken" dolls,I think it was called "Friendz"...The blurb on the sachet was something like "When you want to be really close,be FRIENDZ" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest friedrice Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 another hot day today,and as i was striped down to my shorts doing the weeding work on the patio at one of my bosses cliants homes,i noticed two middle aged ladys looking at me from a up stair window.thought nothing at it at first,but it wasent long before they came out side and asked if i would like a drink. yes said i and followed them into the kitchen of the house.nice old girls they are and after a drink of lemonade one had to leave for workso after the good byes to her friend she came back into the kitchen. right this is wher things got serious . to cut a long story short im sore and so is she,every other week she said and im all up for that but what lube would you lot out there use ? a bit of spit,ky,butter or engine oil. if i cant find something i'll have to give here a miss next time. so come on boys save a man in need In your wet dreams it could be your dream to kay,come true iff ever i end up at your place doing a bit of gardening Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 another hot day today,and as i was striped down to my shorts doing the weeding work on the patio at one of my bosses cliants homes,i noticed two middle aged ladys looking at me from a up stair window.thought nothing at it at first,but it wasent long before they came out side and asked if i would like a drink. yes said i and followed them into the kitchen of the house.nice old girls they are and after a drink of lemonade one had to leave for workso after the good byes to her friend she came back into the kitchen. right this is wher things got serious . to cut a long story short im sore and so is she,every other week she said and im all up for that but what lube would you lot out there use ? a bit of spit,ky,butter or engine oil. if i cant find something i'll have to give here a miss next time. so come on boys save a man in need In your wet dreams it could be your dream to kay,come true iff ever i end up at your place doing a bit of gardening i dont think so Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hue jeers 6 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Dettol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 Dettol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,995 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 A squirt of WD40 normally opens anything Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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