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Kay 3,709 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 YEAH NICE,I LIKE IT.I PUT SOME WICKED JOKES ADDED TO A POST ABOUT 5 WEEKS AGO AND NO ONE COMMENTED :sick: IS IT CUZ I IZ A NEWBIE???? DOES THE NUN AND THE SKIN HEAD RESURFACE ANY MEMORYS? Newbie or not you put me right with the dog lead tip Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogman541 0 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 (edited) YEAH NICE,I LIKE IT.I PUT SOME WICKED JOKES ADDED TO A POST ABOUT 5 WEEKS AGO AND NO ONE COMMENTED :sick: IS IT CUZ I IZ A NEWBIE???? DOES THE NUN AND THE SKIN HEAD RESURFACE ANY MEMORYS? Newbie or not you put me right with the dog lead tip THANKS KAY some of the people on here are very knowledgable so i'm glad my 2 pence worth was usefull. soz about spelling but its getting a bit late. Edited June 13, 2008 by dogman541 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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