Mr Patel and the Tandoori nymph.

[mackem 26,935]

He has got a few previous cautions,only minor in the grand scheme of things Going fishing anytime soon Chess? Make sure to stock up on the old tandoorie powder,dust your nymphs between casts

[chess 0]

Oh well, hope Master Mackem squeezes out of it. Like i keep telling my Mrs theres nothing worse then being picked up by the fuzz

 

Well its funny you should mention fishing because there i was at the local Chamber of commerce Ball on Saturday evening dressed like a penguin, when i got talking to an old boy who was bang into shooting and fishing. Turned out after half a dozen bottles of some little known Rioja that he was indeed a splendid chap whos father had been some bigwig in WAGBI at the time of its inception but tht he was also a fishing man. "Off to the Tweed next week" he belowed accross the hall, anyway to cut a long story short i have access to a stretch of water on the Wharf near Grassington so the old boy and myself are going to wet a line this week or when he returns from North of the border. Now he really IS a dry fly purist so im not sure what he will make of Mr Patels magic powder

[mackem 26,935]

I fished on the Tweed once,long time ago when I was a kid,which beat is the old chap going to fish If he is as high-falutin as you say probably best not to mention tandoori nymphs old chap,some people just arent adaptable Grassington,bit far north for me,but I will be passing thataway in september when I cast a fly on a beat on the Wear,my old favourite As for getting picked up by the fuzz,I always shave,force of habit

[chess 0]

I fished on the Tweed once,long time ago when I was a kid,which beat is the old chap going to fish If he is as high-falutin as you say probably best not to mention tandoori nymphs old chap,some people just arent adaptable Grassington,bit far north for me,but I will be passing thataway in september when I cast a fly on a beat on the Wear,my old favourite As for getting picked up by the fuzz,I always shave,force of habit

 

Right i see hush hush is the word. Not sure of the beat, would imagine a big f..ck off expensive one September you say, have a nice little piece of rough shooting it floats your boat, rabbit , partridge and loads of snipe, all of which i hasten to add will be in season at that time

[mackem 26,935]

I fished a big f**k off expensive beat as well Wonder if he does as well as we did?Without may I hasten to add the local knowledge of a good ghillie

The only shooting I will be doing in september old bean is bowhunting rutting fallow deer,thats one thing I wouldnt miss,abroad of course as bowhunting everything in the UK is illegal apart from fish

[chess 0]

I fished a big f**k off expensive beat as well Wonder if he does as well as we did?Without may I hasten to add the local knowledge of a good ghillie

The only shooting I will be doing in september old bean is bowhunting rutting fallow deer,thats one thing I wouldnt miss,abroad of course as bowhunting everything in the UK is illegal apart from fish

 

Bowhunting eh ? not sure about that. Not going to knock it as ive never seen it done but some of the footage ive seen isnt convinsing, but like i say dont know enough about it.

[mackem 26,935]

I have had enough fallow to realise its effective Chess,I always liked unusual alternative methods of catching a dinner Except for things like fishing where I am a total purist