Night Hunter 109 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 my mate emailed me this today and i just thought i would share it A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ..' The nun said, 'I understand completely.' The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest Magwitch Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 do you know any funny ones? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Night Hunter 109 Posted June 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 do you know any funny ones? New Sex Study... It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogman541 0 Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 do you know any funny ones? i second that....it was crap the first time i heard it. no offence. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Quality. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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