shepp 2,285 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Or ' daft as a box of bollocks ' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,899 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Havent a clue where it came from THICK AS SHIT AND TWICE AS SMELLY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 she's got nipples like blind cobblers thumbs !! piss flaps like tonto's saddle bags !! ( sorry) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neil Cooney. 1 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Say to your mates in a pub...."you's must be alcoholics, every time I see you's your in here". Hangover......."I'm as sick as a small hospital". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
3jackwhite3 2 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Funny Names do it for me - My wife watches "Tru Calling" on sky and right at the end the first name up is the executive producer - Brian (wait for it) WANKUM..................... Cracks me up every time. I know schoolboy humour but I don't care ive seen the same at the end of mythbusters the first name is "ROBIN BANKS" asways makes me laugh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Geordie for "Do you want a slap in the mouth?" "Do you want me to dance on your lips pal? He/She's that rough, even the tide wouldn't take him/her out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Her arse is that fat, when she walks down the road she has a police escort! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldTrapCollector 377 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 She had a face that could scare a police riot horse OTC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 She's swallowed more seamen than the Bermuda Triangle! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullyboy1976 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 jigsaw.....off topic here but thats a belting pic under your name.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Night Hunter 109 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 for an ugly bird:-" she has a face that would scare pigeons aff a field 'o' barley "or "she is that ugly she could scare rats aff the coup/dump" or for to describe a skinny bird:-"she is built like a pull through for a 22" or to describe someone with messy hair:-"he/she has got a heed like a mouri's hut"that always makes me laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Night Hunter 109 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 oh i nearly forgot :-"she had a face that only a mother could love" and :-"she had an ar*e like a bag 'o' fightin ferrets" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Night Hunter 109 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Yes shepp it is....x mmm......very nice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blp1774 7 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 someone i worked with was telling me about how comfortable his boots were,he said "its like putting your foot in a cows arse" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 telling someone they got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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