shepp 2,285 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 My favourite comment to the unfortunate looking peopleout there..... 'Has anyone ever told you that you've got a face for the radio'..... Takes them a while to figure out its an insult....and by the time they have you've walked off laughing,tee hee Miss T. X Is that your bum in the photo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 (edited) all take my hand aff your face glasgow slangfor a slap Edited June 7, 2008 by polecat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
xx-georgia-xx 15 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 i have a base teacher and i got stuck on a question on a test and said sir im confused and he gose and ends up saying are you as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar? i was rolling on the floor with laffter i am very easly amused!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borderboy 80 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 You look like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldTrapCollector 377 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 . . . "sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop" . . . even makes me giggle typing it! OTC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Tarka 3 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Yes shepp it is....x Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 You must of had plenty of complements in the past with a bum like that. Here's another, perfect Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Tarka 3 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Thanks x Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paddy.t 5 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 My personal fave: sweating like a pedo on a school bus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigbulls 26 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 exscuse me love, do you have a pen? yeah sure! well get back in it you pig! you smell nice, been sick have you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 One i like is got a face like a trod on chip Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,802 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 One i like is got a face like a trod on chip For someone with protruding front teeth- "He could eat an apple through a tennis racket" Made me laugh anyway. Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
para1 11 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Sour faced person, = you look like a bulldog chewing a wasp. A face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gwhite80 0 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Old man in pub last night said - "It's that hot in here, I've got a so much lather on my balls I could shave them" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 someone a bit loopy, he/shes as mad as a box of frogs!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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