wag 13 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 here is a couple 1) your about as much use as a ash tray on a motor bike 2)or your as much use as ti#s on a fish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullyboy1976 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 to someone trying to take you as a fool..."do you think i came up the lagan in a bubble?" ...some WILL understand it...you know who you are Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullyboy1976 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 coney...thats a belter... "got a face that a dog would'nt even lick"...lmfao ...gota remember that for the uglies out there... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottishlass 57 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 as much use as a chocolate kettle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
killemall 1 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 (edited) This is for ye tight fellas out there! "Hes so tight/mean he would eat a tin of baked beans on a tuesday too have a bubble bath on a wensday" Terrier man Edited June 6, 2008 by JohnGalway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scotty 0 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 "youve got a face like a careless bee keeper" is one i like. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gsi2000stokie 5 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 fell from the ugly tree??? looks like they hit every branch on the way down Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 I don't normally allow myself to get drawn into Threads like this, JG. But, as I actually read all the above, I might add one yet. Spoken by Angus, a prize buffoon at my old local, but still one that makes me smile: " As much good as a one legged man at an Arse Kicking Contest! ". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz 284 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 When your needing to slate a thirst......... " Im as dry as a arab's guttie " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 An unlucky person - 'If you fell into a barrel full of nipples you'd come out sucking your thumb'! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 this is the best one off all times honest your the first and am not a slapper and that works both ways ladys Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 and will you talk too me in morning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gwhite80 0 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Funny Names do it for me - My wife watches "Tru Calling" on sky and right at the end the first name up is the executive producer - Brian (wait for it) WANKUM..................... Cracks me up every time. I know schoolboy humour but I don't care Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 If you dont stop crying ile give you something to cry about , that was one my mum used to say to me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamp+battery 98 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 I just heard someone say this on tv about Dublin but, myself and a friend were passing by the graveyard in Clifden once and he, out of the blue says "Yep, this is the dead centre of Clifden ya know". It never fails to crack me up, I must be easily amused i hear folks are dying to get in there too ! sum times its murder lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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