Guest JohnGalway Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I just heard someone say this on tv about Dublin but, myself and a friend were passing by the graveyard in Clifden once and he, out of the blue says "Yep, this is the dead centre of Clifden ya know". It never fails to crack me up, I must be easily amused Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hang & bang 114 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 the only time a dog man is telling the truth is when hes calling another a liar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 when people say........ do you now the sheds on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!! (or similar) and the answer is........................you hum it and i'll play it!!!!!!!! old.........but makes me smile!! cheers sean Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ricky-N.p.p 0 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I just heard someone say this on tv about Dublin but, myself and a friend were passing by the graveyard in Clifden once and he, out of the blue says "Yep, this is the dead centre of Clifden ya know". It never fails to crack me up, I must be easily amused i hear folks are dying to get in there too ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 '' you will have someones eye out with that'' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ricky-N.p.p 0 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 he said keep it clean ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 he said keep it clean ! I might have known , well you can have somones eye out with lots off things Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JohnGalway Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 i always say to me young lad ,if you fall off that wall and break your leg dont come running back to me Said the same thing to my sister last week, she's thinking of getting another motorbike, after falling off the last a few times and getting hurt Don't come running to me for sympathy with two broken legs! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 "As much use as a wire mesh wellie"....or how about...."Thick as a workhouse sandwich"....or even...."got a face that a dog would'nt lick" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AIRGUNNER 1 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 A couple here thats puts a grin on my face. 1.You could start a row in an empty room. 2.You dont know your ass from your elbow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Sour faced person, = you look like a bulldog chewing a wasp. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Night Hunter 109 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 you would fall in sh1t and come out smelling of roses Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 When you've won the last prize at a fishing comp, something like a little bag of weights, round here the expression is, "Oh well, better than a foot'n the arse" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 to be said to a person lacking in grey matter!!! if brains where dominoes...........he'd be knocking!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Why come to a battle of wits........................ Unarmed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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