mackem 26,720 Posted June 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 I am allowed to stay,plus I get 15 council houses for my many wives And I am allowed 15kg of duty free rastafarian old holborn per year because one of my distant relatives caught chlamydia from his jamaican serving girl back in the 17'th century and ever since all male offspring in our family have had scabby genitals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Passed! 83%, and I accidentally clicked on one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maty j 6 Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 I am allowed to stay,plus I get 15 council houses for my many wives And I am allowed 15kg of duty free rastafarian old holborn per year because one of my distant relatives caught chlamydia from his jamaican serving girl back in the 17'th century and ever since all male offspring in our family have had scabby genitals think i'll move out side the box. sounds a good place apart from the knob rot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,720 Posted June 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Its not "rot" actually,just large crisp sized scabs that flake off and fall out of your trouser leg at mostly embarrassing moments I always pretend I am opening a bag of "Cheese&Onion" in my pocket if anyone notices or comments Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack_russels. 6 Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 FECK ME IM STAYING LOL 89% Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Geoff.C 0 Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 83% with a too quick 16 for driving a car!" Dohhhhhh!! BTW, question 12 just says "What percentage of the population in Wales". I had a guess at 7% but the right answer is 5%? Ok, so what do 5% of the population of Wales do?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,720 Posted June 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 83% with a too quick 16 for driving a car!" Dohhhhhh!! BTW, question 12 just says "What percentage of the population of Wales". I had a guess at 7% but the right answer is 5%? Ok, so what do 5% of the population of Wales do?? Sorry Geoff,your getting kicked straight out,they meant Humpback,sperm,minke or blue,go to the back of the class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maty j 6 Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Its not "rot" actually,just large crisp sized scabs that flake off and fall out of your trouser leg at mostly embarrassing moments I always pretend I am opening a bag of "Cheese&Onion" in my pocket if anyone notices or comments excuse me a minute while i :sick: :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 sod that i got half way threw and got board. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alexewers 0 Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 i failed and i have packed my bags when do we get deported then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,720 Posted June 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Your lucky mate,you have a choice Mogadishu Or the Punjab Apparently they are the only two places with lots of empty houses cos half the population are living in slough Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alexewers 0 Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Your lucky mate,you have a choice Mogadishu Or the Punjab Apparently they are the only two places with lots of empty houses cos half the population are living in slough I like a good curry Mmmmm, do we have to travel in the back of a lorry to get there or do we go british airways first class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,720 Posted June 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 You like a good curry?Go to southall or bradford then Worst curry I ever had in my life was in India :sick: Your going to be squeezed inside the cargo hold of an air inida flight from heathrow,dont worry,its all arranged at that end Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest manda Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 95% 1 question wrong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Your lucky mate,you have a choice Mogadishu Or the Punjab Apparently they are the only two places with lots of empty houses cos half the population are living in slough I like a good curry Mmmmm, do we have to travel in the back of a lorry to get there or do we go british airways first class same thing mate!!!! 85% ..............f**k it .................i wanted to fail!!!!......................bet the punjab is better than here?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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