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I am allowed to stay,plus I get 15 council houses for my many wives :victory: And I am allowed 15kg of duty free rastafarian old holborn per year because one of my distant relatives caught chlamydia from his jamaican serving girl back in the 17'th century and ever since all male offspring in our family have had scabby genitals :victory:

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I am allowed to stay,plus I get 15 council houses for my many wives :victory: And I am allowed 15kg of duty free rastafarian old holborn per year because one of my distant relatives caught chlamydia from his jamaican serving girl back in the 17'th century and ever since all male offspring in our family have had scabby genitals :victory:

 

think i'll move out side the box. sounds a good place :yes: apart from the knob rot :cry:

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Its not "rot" actually,just large crisp sized scabs that flake off and fall out of your trouser leg at mostly embarrassing moments :icon_eek: I always pretend I am opening a bag of "Cheese&Onion" in my pocket if anyone notices or comments :victory:

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83% with a too quick 16 for driving a car!" Dohhhhhh!! BTW, question 12 just says "What percentage of the population in Wales". I had a guess at 7% but the right answer is 5%? Ok, so what do 5% of the population of Wales do??

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83% with a too quick 16 for driving a car!" Dohhhhhh!! BTW, question 12 just says "What percentage of the population of Wales". I had a guess at 7% but the right answer is 5%? Ok, so what do 5% of the population of Wales do??

Sorry Geoff,your getting kicked straight out,they meant Humpback,sperm,minke or blue,go to the back of the class :no:

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Its not "rot" actually,just large crisp sized scabs that flake off and fall out of your trouser leg at mostly embarrassing moments :icon_eek: I always pretend I am opening a bag of "Cheese&Onion" in my pocket if anyone notices or comments :victory:

 

excuse me a minute while i :sick: :sick:

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Your lucky mate,you have a choice :D Mogadishu :blink: Or the Punjab :o Apparently they are the only two places with lots of empty houses cos half the population are living in slough :D

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Your lucky mate,you have a choice :D Mogadishu :blink: Or the Punjab :o Apparently they are the only two places with lots of empty houses cos half the population are living in slough :D

 

I like a good curry Mmmmm, do we have to travel in the back of a lorry to get there or do we go british airways first class :clapper:

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You like a good curry?Go to southall or bradford then :D Worst curry I ever had in my life was in India :sick: Your going to be squeezed inside the cargo hold of an air inida flight from heathrow,dont worry,its all arranged at that end ;)

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Your lucky mate,you have a choice :D Mogadishu :blink: Or the Punjab :o Apparently they are the only two places with lots of empty houses cos half the population are living in slough :D

 

I like a good curry Mmmmm, do we have to travel in the back of a lorry to get there or do we go british airways first class :clapper:

 

same thing mate!!!!

 

85% ..............f**k it .................i wanted to fail!!!!......................bet the punjab is better than here??

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