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I'm back in!!! :toast: Just this minute got e mail from Evil Trout (The Man Himself, no less! :laugh:) I was pissed as a handcart when I signed up and had misspelt my own damn addy!

 

LB; If ye lose patience with waiting for a reply, PM me on here and I'll see what might be done from the inside. But it would appear it's Us f*cking up, Not their security software after all. How much had YOU had to drink??? :icon_redface:

 

Ade and Dave; Give me a bit while I sort my shit out and I'll come looking for ye! :good:

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Sorry ditch i can't get my fooking head around it and just seem to be randomly pushing buttons, :censored: i can't get anywhere in there...........as they are all stopped speaking to me............and i'm left with the asimov fooking something or other............... :icon_eek:

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:laugh: Chill down, Snaps! It's a riot, once ye get into the swing of it a bit. I'll do what I can to help ye out, without spoiling things for ye. Though, as a Troll myself, I'm not sure what a Cam Whore or Emo Kid might be experiencing?

 

So, to start with; What character type are ye? I hope to f*ck you're a Troll or else I'll be getting lost already! :icon_eek:

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I've registered - apparently I'm Jimmy ReRe ?

I've been directed to a google like page called Sentrillion which insults you when you try to make a search lol.

 

What do I do next?

 

 

it told me i was jimmy rere aswell

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Ok, lads; " Jimmy Re Re " is what they call ye at first. Means ye a f*ckin Retard! :laugh: It all happened so fast for me in there - and I was so pissed and exhausted! - I can barely remember as much as I might. But for TROLLS, here's a few hints - I'll Not spoil anything for ye with this ;)

 

EGO is ye life blood. You try to pwn them? They'll post back and try to dent ye Ego. Lose ye ego and ye f*cked. Game over and ye crawl off to start again from scratch. Ego's restored with the start of each fresh battle though. Ok?

 

sTalk approaches: Someone comes up in ye Tubmail, talk to them and listen carefully to what they're saying. Try to recognise their angle and decide how to handle them. If they say they'll pay ye? I find they generally do :yes:

 

Once ye get some Flezz, spend it wisely. I personally always try to bump up my Ego, Offence and Douchebaggery. Those are a Trolls' most important attributes.

 

When engaged in a battle, DO pay attention to what level of attack ye using. First off ye'll only be able to dribble and bash ye dick on ye keyboard. That can seem boring, just switching from one to the other all night. Stick with it and just give the oldies in Dentures a hard time. It all wins ye Credit. Then ye'll run out of Visits and have to go to bed! :D

 

Next day, with a bit of luck, ye'll find Tub Mail and maybe more waiting for ye ;) Check that out and see what ye got.

 

I'm a level 5 Troll, as I type. But I've crossed the line and knowingly gone illegal - because I just enjoy it all so much! This is the first " Computer Game " I've yet found my connection speed and hands will allow me to play satisfactorally. But, crossing that line means ye won't see me listed in the listings :(

 

Up to you how you want to play. But, if ye want to go for broke and just play it for the hell of it, like me? Fiver, through Pay Pal (Support Us button) buys ye five Brownie Points. It's their way of becoming a Donator and helping buy some more Bandwidth, which they desperately need. But the come back is that ye can bank yeself shit loads of Flezz and so buy pretty much what ye fancy. Brownie Points also let ye do some weird shit around the place. Best of all, if ye don't want to publicly compete, ye can do like me: Go 'illegal' and just have a riot all night long! :D

 

Hope that may have been of some help to some of ye? FlameBate is their forum. Look in there for much more info'. I may change my name in there yet, not sure. I'm waiting to see if starting a new character will allow that character to play legally. If so, I'll call that one Ditch Shitter. Right now, my name is So f*ckin offensive I don't even want to announce it here! :rofl:

 

I'll check back here. Right now I'm off for another battle. I Have To pwn that f*cking 'Rice, Rice Baby' shit hole! :censored:

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:icon_eek: Wow! What a f*ckin night! My eyeballs are Burning! I've pwned more places than I can even remember. R.P.Genius was a muvva f*kka! Those idiots babble away like John Hurt, but they simply and consistantly Strip ye f*ckin Ego to the bone!!!

 

I'm at Level 8 now, guys. Got a dick of 3 :unsure: I'll be dead curious to see what's in my Tub Mail later on today. How are you lads doing? LB; Heard anything yet? Ade; We're Friends now, mate. Ye figured my name out :laugh: Let's hear from some of you others.

 

When I get my shit back together, I have to go and trash the " Furry Farm " forum. That sounds up my street, but RP's knackered me and made me wary. And some dozy chick wants me to go somewhere, under an assumed identity, and f*cking DIE! Wants me to become a Martyr to god knows what. I'll wait till I've sharpened up a bit before hanging that one on.

 

Anyway, just having a last smoke before getting some well earned rest. But, by god; That place is fun! :clapper:

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Stick a dildo up ye arse to get a ..... :icon_eek: WTF has that place got in store for us???

 

LB; Ade33uk can let ye know how we link up in there. He found me, but I don't know how he did it and I'm a bit pushed to try and find out just yet. Got things on.

 

Maybe if you guys exchange a swift PM on here?

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