stubby 175 Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 FICTON; as I walked along, a dragon that had been tetherd nearby, broke free of its shackles and dived towards me, with my shield raised above my head, I tried to beat him back, he got a talon past my sheild and pulled my facemask from me, before taking a few chunks from my face, I battered him with my sheild and he crashed to the floor, dead; "the dragon slayer" FACT; I was building a raised bed for our youngest, zak, as I tried putting the matteress on top, it got tangled with the resin dragon, hanging from the cieling, that was put there, as it had a few sharp bits, and we felt it was the safest place for it, the matteress broke the chains it was hanging from, and it fell straight on my head, taking my glasses off on its path downwards, made about 6 gashes in my forhead with those sharp bits, then another to my nose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 (edited) very good.!!!!!!!!!!!! fact.......fiction will sound better down the pub!!!!!!!! nice one stubby sean Edited May 31, 2008 by SEAN3513 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 yep i'd go with telling the fiction story only lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 FICTION. 100% TOP WORKING LINES. WILL TAKE ALL LEGAL AND PRE-BAN QUARRY. CATCHES 9/10 DAYTIME WINTER HARES. FACT. Only 4 previous owners. Current owner is selling to finance new computer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 only four??? that alone is fiction lol i have met several dogs in the past year that have had more owners than should be legal.. and for some stupid reason they all end up on my door step... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MissPimperella 0 Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 lol I'd go with the Fiction lol Far funnier! Mack killed anything yet? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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