tote 854 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked. So i went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?' Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied 'Not too bad thanks.' After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?' Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick poo... How about yourself?' The next thing I heard him say was ...... 'Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say.' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 LMFAO Feck me that brought tears to my eyes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hang & bang 114 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 :blush: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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dogman541 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 MY STELLA JUST WENT DOWN WRONG HOLE AND SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 i thought this was the start of a joke lmao!! this is even better! my brother has one of those ear pieces for his cell..... few years ago we were driving around and he starts talking so i thought he was talking to me till he glared at me to shut up - he had a jealous girlfriend that flipped when she heard me talking in the background. wanted to know who the hell the bitch in the car was. :search: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 nice one tote.........................f*****g hilarious!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
monkey 449 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 thats a good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratman2 2 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 That's a cracker. I'm not much in favour of mobile phones but those 'ear pieces' knobs wear really p i s s me off, I was walking towards my bank in my local town when I met a fat bloke who was staring at me and said 'I can't see the problem with that' I said 'problem?, what problem mate' he said 'what you on about, I'm on the phone' I said 'then why the bloody hell are you looking at me while you're talking' Damn stupid things Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Quality. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sue 1 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 thats classic :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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speedlamper 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 who the hell chats away on the phone while there having a dump?!? had to ring my housemate once from the toilet, only cos i'd left the bogroll downstairs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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