MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 A bloke comes home from work with a bunch of flowers His wife say,s "i suppose i will have to open my legs now then" bloke say's "why? have'nt you got a vase" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 A bloke comes home from work with a bunch of flowers His wife say,s "i suppose i will have to open my legs now then" bloke say's "why? have'nt you got a vase" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says "Do you realise this is the old pig i have to shag when you ain't up for it?" His wife replys " I think you will find that is a sheep" Farmer says " I think you will find i was talking to the sheep" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stubby 175 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 guy, see's a sign outside the pub pie's 50p wank's £1 he walk's in, and see's this sexy barmaid, and say's to her, are you the one that gives the wanks she smile's at him, and say's yes he replies, well go wash your f*****g hands, I want a pie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lampinlarry 0 Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 guy, see's a sign outside the pub pie's 50p wank's £1 he walk's in, and see's this sexy barmaid, and say's to her, are you the one that gives the wanks she smile's at him, and say's yes he replies, well go wash your f*****g hands, I want a pie craker of a joke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gilly-93 31 Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 LMAO nice ones haha stubbys is a cracker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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