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You might be a dogman if.......


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You Might be a Dogman if....

 

your front porch collapes and kills more than three dogs

you have ever bathed with flea and tick shampoo

You have been in a custody fight over a dog

Animal control calls for backup when they come to your house

you go to a dogshow to pick up women

you think a partingstick is a necessary tool

you spend more money on your dogs than your kids

you have a pic of homer & jeep over the fireplace

your beltbuckle has a bulldog on it

you take a dog to work with you

your favorite dog's tombstone is bigger than ya grandfather's

you think curr is a breed of dogs

there are more than 10 lawsuits pending against your dogs

you ever get home from work, hear a rucus in the bathroom, when you looked in there ya dog was loose and fighting the dog in the mirror

your dog is your alarm clock

you refer to ya dog as ya dishwasher

you mow your yard and find the dogs you thought was stole

your dog cost more than the truck you drive

your coffee table is a dogcrate

you have more pictures of your dog in ya wallet than ya wife

all ya t-shirts have dogs on them

your spare bedroom is ya puppy room

when the wife says its the dogs or me and you pick the dogs

if your feed bill is as much as your morgage

when your dog sleeps with you more than your wife

if your idea of wall decoration in the livingroom is trophys, and pics of your dogs

if the mag to read beside the toilet is a dogmag

if the wife thinks a night out is a dogshow

 

Now on a different note:

 

IF you take proper care of your dogs and not just the bare miminum

IF the public sees your dogs you make sure it is in a positive way all the time

IF when you breed you are prepared to keep all of them

IF you never forget you can still learn

IF you can be honest with yourself about your dogs and be as hard on yourself as you would on others

IF you can be honest with others

IF when asked for advice no matter how dumb you give straight answers

 

Then you MIGHT be a DOGMAN

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