Guest ocs1867 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 You Might be a Dogman if.... your front porch collapes and kills more than three dogs you have ever bathed with flea and tick shampoo You have been in a custody fight over a dog Animal control calls for backup when they come to your house you go to a dogshow to pick up women you think a partingstick is a necessary tool you spend more money on your dogs than your kids you have a pic of homer & jeep over the fireplace your beltbuckle has a bulldog on it you take a dog to work with you your favorite dog's tombstone is bigger than ya grandfather's you think curr is a breed of dogs there are more than 10 lawsuits pending against your dogs you ever get home from work, hear a rucus in the bathroom, when you looked in there ya dog was loose and fighting the dog in the mirror your dog is your alarm clock you refer to ya dog as ya dishwasher you mow your yard and find the dogs you thought was stole your dog cost more than the truck you drive your coffee table is a dogcrate you have more pictures of your dog in ya wallet than ya wife all ya t-shirts have dogs on them your spare bedroom is ya puppy room when the wife says its the dogs or me and you pick the dogs if your feed bill is as much as your morgage when your dog sleeps with you more than your wife if your idea of wall decoration in the livingroom is trophys, and pics of your dogs if the mag to read beside the toilet is a dogmag if the wife thinks a night out is a dogshow Now on a different note: IF you take proper care of your dogs and not just the bare miminum IF the public sees your dogs you make sure it is in a positive way all the time IF when you breed you are prepared to keep all of them IF you never forget you can still learn IF you can be honest with yourself about your dogs and be as hard on yourself as you would on others IF you can be honest with others IF when asked for advice no matter how dumb you give straight answers Then you MIGHT be a DOGMAN Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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