Guest lurcherboy2008 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 iv been told by nearly every person with an allotment to get a goat or 2 to keep it the allotment down and tidy now im on THL and i got people telling me to do different and the goat will die when none of my mates have yet, ditch i wont just give up on the allotment because its got aload of overgrowth i dont give up that easily, the allotment will be used for a haveing a couple of chickens in and all that part where the chickens will be is sorted, BUT the shed for the chickens is only a quick nock up for a min till we can get a goat to clear out the parts with the overgrowth because theyre alot more level than where they are now, we asked DO YOU KNOW FOR ANY GOATS FOR SALE LOCALLY NOT HOW TO LOOK AFTER A GOAT feck sake we just want to buy a goat to keep the allotment down why do alot of people on here have a problem with it? i havent seen 1 topic on here yet without a silly comment or silly comments JUST A GOAT WERE LOOKING FOR AGAIN NOT HOW TO LOOK AFTER 1 IF [NO TEXT TALK] HAS FORGOT OR MISS READ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurcherboy2008 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 ditch_shitter.... ive notiiced you've always got something bad to say on nearly every f***ing thread... my mate has had an allotment for about 2 - 3 years and a goat tied up all the while... so why hasn't he got a dead goat on his hands... this thread aint no good for stupid know it alls Oh boy! Would I Love to know what ye ranted and raved Before ye edited that one! Look, son; How many f*cking people does it need to tell ye you're on a hiding no nowhere? YOU asked for advice. Those of us with real life experience have Tried to do ye the favour of steering ye in a better direction. But, no; we're " stupid know it alls "! Priceless! Now run along and get ye goat. Live a little. Learn a Lot. Then come back here one week after ye get the thing and tell us all how wonderful that goat is. Give yeself something to do as ye dream ye little dreams; Please go gather All the links ye can find to All these Posts and Threads where I've " Got something bad to say ". I'll be looking in again here, as this one's set to run and run till the Mod's find it. But I'm only reading it for the Laugh now. That's You, boy. I Know ye won't let us down! like i said ditch we didnt ask for advice we asked IS THERE ANY LOCAL GOATS FOR SALE READ AGAIN Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 why dont you just buy yourselfs some spades and dig it over . ..john Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 A mate of mine is a gardner, he's cleared out some well overgrown gardens, never seen him use a goat to do it though. Look if you want a goat, get a bloody goat, but i just wondered why you cant just cut the growth back and keep it tidy? Good luck with ya goat hunting? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 why dont you just buy yourselfs some spades and dig it over . ..john Thats hard work John Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bigredbusa Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 well you laugh kay but all the terrier boys use a goat these days lol , joking aside we dont know how bad the allotment is so why give them a hard time ? you go for it and if it does fail at least you will have some curried goat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Me and lurhcerboi2008 off the site have just got ourselfs a new allotment and desperatly need a goat... we live in south wales and don't want to travell to far.. across the bridge etc.. we will pay £30 between us or nearest offer... or anything lower would be great.. Any help will be much appreciated.. please no nonsense comments... thanks for all your help... jo come on be honest, you wanted a sheep really but that would be to obvious for £30 mate you could hire a brush cutter, buy some decent weedkiller and get a nice pair of gloves to stop your hands getting dirty and still have enough for a bag of chips on the way home, how bigs this allotment? you need 4sq m for the pen/shed for billy, then another 4 times that for exersize which is about 20sq m additional to your growing space cos ideally it should be a concrete, leave it tied to a post and the arse.p.c.a will be all over you when some miserable twat grasses you up. you then need a fresh water supply, a dry storage area for good quality hay and feed, then you need feed supplements on top of that. and all that should be sorted before you even think about getting a goat. then you've got your ongoing vet bills, feed and supplements(which arn't cheap) plus you need a regular feeding routine twice a day every day. not really thought this one through have you bro!? its a bit extreme just to move a bit of overgrowth, isnt clearing that half the fun of having an allotment? im not being a know it all pal, i know feck all about goats but its amazing what you learn fom the internet, check this site, you can find absoloutly anything out google search engine ditch_shitter.... ive notiiced you've always got something bad to say on nearly every f***ing thread... my mate has had an allotment for about 2 - 3 years and a goat tied up all the while... so why hasn't he got a dead goat on his hands... this thread aint no good for stupid know it alls i've never seen or heard of ditch saying anything bad on any thread ever, he's prob the most clued up down to earth bloke on this site and some of the advice he can give you is priceless, he knows his shit!!(except for computers ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 well you laugh kay but all the terrier boys use a goat these days lol , joking aside we dont know how bad the allotment is so why give them a hard time ? you go for it and if it does fail at least you will have some curried goat You never know they may even find a natural spring on there allotment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 well you laugh kay but all the terrier boys use a goat these days lol , joking aside we dont know how bad the allotment is so why give them a hard time ? you go for it and if it does fail at least you will have some curried goat You never know they may even find a natural spring on there allotment more peckham spring water Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 well you laugh kay but all the terrier boys use a goat these days lol , joking aside we dont know how bad the allotment is so why give them a hard time ? you go for it and if it does fail at least you will have some curried goat You never know they may even find a natural spring on there allotment more peckham spring water Well they woudnt need a goat then would they Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 well you laugh kay but all the terrier boys use a goat these days lol , joking aside we dont know how bad the allotment is so why give them a hard time ? you go for it and if it does fail at least you will have some curried goat You never know they may even find a natural spring on there allotment more peckham spring water Well they woudnt need a goat then would they doesnt need one anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scallywag 78 Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Personally, I feel sorry for the poor f*****g goat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 well you laugh kay but all the terrier boys use a goat these days lol , joking aside we dont know how bad the allotment is so why give them a hard time ? you go for it and if it does fail at least you will have some curried goat You never know they may even find a natural spring on there allotment more peckham spring water Well they woudnt need a goat then would they doesnt need one anyway Oh you get my goat you do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
farlap 19 Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 having owned several goats i would have to say that 2 goats will clear an acre of 6foot high brush in about a month, so presuming allotment is not this sort of size, what on earth will you do with it once its actually cleared the rea as it wont be happy to sit about until it regrows. get yourself a brush cutter on hire for a weekend!!!] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Magwitch Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Personally, I feel sorry for the poor f*****g goat. Me too i find it slightly disturbing that two Welsh fella's are Desperate for a goat. poor thing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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