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Full on head cold.


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I've got a stinker of a head cold, anybody want it?? it's free.

 

I will swap you for gutrot if you like.

 

It even comes with bum wee.

 

A mate of mine has just had this and by god he's been badly, thanks for the offer but I'll stick with my cold. :whistling:

 

I went down with this at about 3.30am this morning, woke up drenched in sweat and made a dash for the loo, sat there till about 5.30, bucket on my knee and gushing from both ends, it's bloody awful.

I recon if I was a horse I'd be taken out back and shot to put me out of my misery.

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:notworthy::icon_redface: Sorry pal but i dont want it back, It wasnt intentional,Pass it on.

 

Give it to someone your not keen on.

 

You know, a snotty hand shake or a well directed sneeze will do it everytime :thumbs:

 

Get well soon :bye:

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