Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 A host of waving Gladyii? That wouldn't faze our Bodie! He'd just roll about the place, speed loading and firing, till (prettey boy) Doyle put in an appearence, with his oh so fetching facial scar, and distracted the lot of 'em! Anyway, Wilf; Thanks for saving this Thread from the silly and bringing a more serious aspect to the discussion! We have quite enough flippant stuff on here as it is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,045 Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Of course . :wallbash:He'd use the pretty bubble -perm boy as bait , smash the greasy gladiators and thus qualify himself for a job as Centurian to the 15th Regiment Roman special forces(C15).Wait a minute ,C15 ...That was a 60's motorbike.Picture the scene .Thousands of unit -construction BSA's crucified along the Apian way while Bodie,Doyle and a host of large dogs writhe in a bloody mass with leopards and wolverines.....Whilst the late Gorden Jackson looks on enigmaticly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Our Gordon was a bloody nice bloke, ye know? Gentleman. I once heard a cracking story about a time he tore strip off that Trevor Howard! Took him to the f*ckin' cleaners! Anyway, mentioning that would bring in David Niven, and then where the f*ck would we end up? Back on Topic(ish) I knew a bloke who shot a Wolverine. Evil little b*stards! Even with it's skull blown away by a high powered, big calibre rifle, it Still charged him to within ten foot of where he was sitting! Then it slipped up in a spreading pool of shit and died Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Our Gordon was a bloody nice bloke, ye know? Gentleman. I once heard a cracking story about a time he tore strip off that Trevor Howard! Took him to the f*ckin' cleaners! Anyway, mention ing that would bring in David Niven, and then where the f*ck would we end up? Back on Topic(ish) I knew a bloke who shot a Wolverine. Evil little b*stards! Even with it's skull blown away by a high powered, big calibre rifle, it Still charged him to within ten foot of where he was sitting! Then it slipped up in a spreading pool of shit and died Ah, the legend that was Niven, 'The Moons a Balloon', read it (in secret!) when I was about 12...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scallywag 78 Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Back on Topic(ish) I knew a bloke who shot a Wolverine. Evil little b*stards! Even with it's skull blown away by a high powered, big calibre rifle, it Still charged him to within ten foot of where he was sitting! Then it slipped up in a spreading pool of shit and died Well I have to admit to admiring any animal with that degree of drive and life force! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hue jeers 6 Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Terry Thomas would kick the living sh1t out of all of them Hard Cheese old boy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Wilf, your right sometimes my sarcasm is too much. I use it as a shield to keep people from getting too close I think the rhino would take his time and knock the eagle from the sky before stomping his ass into the dirt Ok then, a bare knuckle fight with BA from the A Team against a bison? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ocs1867 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Wilf, your right sometimes my sarcasm is too much. I use it as a shield to keep people from getting too close I think the rhino would take his time and knock the eagle from the sky before stomping his ass into the dirt Ok then, a bare knuckle fight with BA from the A Team against a bison? What about a bare knuckle fight between me and you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 I gave up bare knuckle fighting after my loss to the bison, I felt so confident before P.S. If you don't like my question you don't have to answer it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ocs1867 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 I gave up bare knuckle fighting after my loss to the bison, I felt so confident before P.S. If you don't like my question you don't have to answer it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmy0211 2 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 that could handle a Wolverine, Wolf or Leopard? don't know about a dog--- maybe a honey badger? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 What about the Honey Monster ? He looks big on a cereal box Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little Butch 16 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Honey badger ? Think i've seen a video of one of them Butch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 What about the Honey Monster ? He looks big on a cereal box I saw the Honey Monster take down a Red Deer in full flight once. He may be big, but by christ he can move! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alexewers 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 What about the Honey Monster ? He looks big on a cereal box I saw the Honey Monster take down a Red Deer in full flight once. He may be big, but by christ he can move! That was a reindeer and santa was none too pleased Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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