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THE MAKING OF THE PUSSY


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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

Created a pussy to their own design.

First was a Butcher,smart with wit,

using a knife he gave it a slit.

Second was a Carpenter, strong and bold,

With a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.

Third was a Tailor,tall and thin,

Using red velvet he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter,short and stout,

With a piece of fox fur he lined it without.

Fifth was a Fisherman,as nasty as hell,

Threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a Preacher,whose name was Magee,

Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last was a Sailor,dirty little runt,

He sucked it and f***ed and called it a c**t. P1

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