Whats the best thing to wipe ye arse with when ye got nought?

[comanche 3,038]

A friend of mine was caught short of toilet paper but was lucky enough to find a dead hamster that someone had discarded . Unfortunatly the little rodent was only resting , slipped from his grasp and dissapeared into the nearest available orifice . Thus my mate was forced to visit casualty to have the creature removed . ...At least that's the story he told everyone ....

[Guest SUPERTED]

a dear friend of mine (lukey) uses a pair socks lollollol

[CarraghsGem 92]

jeez, i read the whole thread + it just gets worse + worse ........... just use nettles or thistles or if your in the USA use poison ivy

[bird 9,943]

just as like your dog,dont have to much to eat when you know you going lamping,and just take 1/2 used roll just in case. Never have beer+curry before, i did once spent more time shitting than lamping

[watchman 256]

trousers and boxer shorts down to the the ankles then sit on a small incline lean back while grasping both knees gentle slide down the incline,job done, don't lean to far back though don't want shit stains up your neck,simples

[harrycatcat 31]

trousers and boxer shorts down to the the ankles then sit on a small incline lean back while grasping both knees gentle slide down the incline,job done, don't lean to far back though don't want shit stains up your neck,simples

 

 

I would like to see that on youtube, and you thought I was odd??????????????

[watchman 256]

trousers and boxer shorts down to the the ankles then sit on a small incline lean back while grasping both knees gentle slide down the incline,job done, don't lean to far back though don't want shit stains up your neck,simples

 

 

I would like to see that on youtube, and you thought I was odd??????????????

:its not to bad on a wet morning,stings a bit with the hot weather at the moment though,f*****g grass is like wire wool

[harrycatcat 31]

trousers and boxer shorts down to the the ankles then sit on a small incline lean back while grasping both knees gentle slide down the incline,job done, don't lean to far back though don't want shit stains up your neck,simples

 

 

I would like to see that on youtube, and you thought I was odd??????????????

:its not to bad on a wet morning,stings a bit with the hot weather at the moment though,f*****g grass is like wire wool

 

Only go out when its been raining or when the green keeper has had the sprinklers on then, it would make him scratch his head and wonder where the brown stripe had come from.

[watchman 256]

trousers and boxer shorts down to the the ankles then sit on a small incline lean back while grasping both knees gentle slide down the incline,job done, don't lean to far back though don't want shit stains up your neck,simples

 

 

I would like to see that on youtube, and you thought I was odd??????????????

:its not to bad on a wet morning,stings a bit with the hot weather at the moment though,f*****g grass is like wire wool

 

Only go out when its been raining or when the green keeper has had the sprinklers on then, it would make him scratch his head and wonder where the brown stripe had come from.

still trying to get over your comment about me putting it on u-tube,nothing strange as folk eh pal

[harrycatcat 31]

trousers and boxer shorts down to the the ankles then sit on a small incline lean back while grasping both knees gentle slide down the incline,job done, don't lean to far back though don't want shit stains up your neck,simples

 

 

I would like to see that on youtube, and you thought I was odd??????????????

:its not to bad on a wet morning,stings a bit with the hot weather at the moment though,f*****g grass is like wire wool

 

Only go out when its been raining or when the green keeper has had the sprinklers on then, it would make him scratch his head and wonder where the brown stripe had come from.

still trying to get over your comment about me putting it on u-tube,nothing strange as folk eh pal

 

You havent, Have you????????

[watchman 256]

trousers and boxer shorts down to the the ankles then sit on a small incline lean back while grasping both knees gentle slide down the incline,job done, don't lean to far back though don't want shit stains up your neck,simples

 

 

I would like to see that on youtube, and you thought I was odd??????????????

:its not to bad on a wet morning,stings a bit with the hot weather at the moment though,f*****g grass is like wire wool

 

Only go out when its been raining or when the green keeper has had the sprinklers on then, it would make him scratch his head and wonder where the brown stripe had come from.

still trying to get over your comment about me putting it on u-tube,nothing strange as folk eh pal

 

You havent, Have you????????

NO I HAVE NOT LOL

[jimlampit 7]

i have cut a patch outa me vest used a shirt sleeve, cut me boxers into little squares and wat you don use put it in your pocket for later.. but the best is a sock without a doupt..

 

hard turds to all hunters, wipe in peace my friends and may your clingons be few

[Guest ragumup]

moss every-time soft strong and thoroughly ubsorbant !

[fishfish 17]

I always try to bring a 'field reserve' toilet roll. You never know when you are gonna need it

 

So what works best?

 

Any other Trench Defecators willing to share some time won wisdom and fieldcraft?

 

moss and plenty of it!

[iamduvern 62]

i have cut a patch outa me vest used a shirt sleeve, cut me boxers into little squares and wat you don use put it in your pocket for later.. but the best is a sock without a doupt..

 

hard turds to all hunters, wipe in peace my friends and may your clingons be few

 

 

 

Socks for me every time any more than 3 wipes and your in trouble!!