Whats the best thing to wipe ye arse with when ye got nought?

[kirstysdad 827]

your finger...but dont eat sandwiches afterwards

as above but just put your finger though a doc leave or an old bus ticket when your done use finger then just pull ticket back over finger to clean it this is also very green option as you only use minimin amount of paper

[cúagusgiorraí 57]

Some interesting fieldcraft

I found fresh supple sycamore leaves perfect. They are actually quite strong as well as compared to dock leaf. If you fold a couple together, it is handy. But so far sphagnum sounds the best. It has amazing absorbancy capabilities. I think it was harvested at one time here in Ireland, especially during WW2.

[mackem 26,261]

Once did it with hot sand for a month

bet you had a sore ass at the end of the day

It was worse than that mate,amoebic dysentry,sqirting liquid brown gravy 20 times a day,ever seen dung-beetles trying to scoop that up?Hilarious

[Guest greengrass123]

An anti if you can find one.

[reynardhunter 3]

what if ye have the shplatters?

bend and let the breeze sort it, on a warm day 10 mins should do the trick followed by rubbibg your cleft down a sapling to remove any offendind dried on clag nuts

ha! ha! good one

[Guest pip]

Last time i had to i was walking between 2 woods past the back of a house about 100yrds away,rumble RUMBLE,thinking someone was watching fromthe house and not wanting to look suspicious by running i clenched and walked back to the wood i had came from.Perfect log.toilet height,begs down and PURE RELIEF,hopped of the log used my kitchen roll which was good and moist,and looked round and the dog had ate the lot,and there was a lot.Now if carlsnerg did crap'onaturel,

[cúagusgiorraí 57]

Last time i had to i was walking between 2 woods past the back of a house about 100yrds away,rumble RUMBLE,thinking someone was watching fromthe house and not wanting to look suspicious by running i clenched and walked back to the wood i had came from.Perfect log.toilet height,begs down and PURE RELIEF,hopped of the log used my kitchen roll which was good and moist,and looked round and the dog had ate the lot,and there was a lot.Now if carlsnerg did crap'onaturel,

 

 

[Guest pip]

just minds me of another time the wee lad was out with me ,he was just out of nappies so whatever age that is,anyhow he was bustin to go so begs down ,but daddy no toilet roll,took his sock of and used it,was even looking to bring it home to show his mum.No chance i was going to use my clothes,in fact theres a few days he comes home with no sock on and he hasn t crapped in a field since. Thats why i bring him

[SEAN3513 7]

An anti if you can find one.

 

what do you wipe it on after that ??????? lol

 

 

your all wrong !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.................sit on the grass with your legs sticking out in front of you (like when ya do ooops upside your head) then drag yourself along by walking with your hands !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

our dog swears by it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited May 11, 2008 by SEAN3513

[Guest pip]

when it gets to the crapping in a field stage i normally have to move forward a few times anyhow.

[gsi2000stokie 5]

just let the dog lick ye ass hole. they always eating shite anyways!

[top terrierman 90]

HA VERY BAD USE YOUR HAND WASH IT WHEN YOU GET HOME

[Wilky 0]

Any old sapling with a few leaves on it, just shift the old orchestral stalls to one side and flick the leaves across to knock the muck from your eye.

[maty j 6]

just let the dog lick ye ass hole. they always eating shite anyways!

 

have you logged into the wrong forum again Stokie :laugh:

[Coney 3]

your boxers orif you have a jumper on ye use your t shirt.When your finished give it a sniff and it aint too bad bring it home and ask the missus to hand wash em :sick: :sick: :sick:

 

 

Nice one scent a man after my own heart!!!