Whats the best thing to wipe ye arse with when ye got nought?

[cúagusgiorraí 57]

I always try to bring a 'field reserve' toilet roll. You never know when you are gonna need it

 

So what works best?

 

Any other Trench Defecators willing to share some time won wisdom and fieldcraft?

[noddy10 411]

this is a good one

 

try doc leafs but make sure you have plenty as your fingers might go through

[Guest Ditch_Shitter]

Spaghnum Moss, where available. Failing that, just a good handfull of plain grass. Bend and scrunch it a bit and it meshes quite nicely

[Guest jimbobsweeney]

ara a lump of grass does the job. watch for shlugs.

[ChrisJones 7,975]

this is a good one

 

try doc leafs but make sure you have plenty as your fingers might go through

Good tip that. Docs have a tendency to 'breach the hull.'

 

Top side of nettle leaves are incredibly strong but this is was done under controlled conditions by professional operators.

 

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[just jack 998]

use your mates jumper,,,,,if he's having non of it, use your own. otherwise wear 2 pairs of socks

[poacherjim 0]

this is a good one

 

try doc leafs but make sure you have plenty as your fingers might go through

a good handfull of stinging nettles works, and it makes you walk faster

[maty j 6]

any big leaves seem to get the job done, its best to double over or even more than double to avoid what noddy mentioned never mind slugs...watch for ants on a hot day like today has to be a quick dip in the river, much easyer and cools you down too!

[ukshooter 0]

stinging nettles are the real mans choice, although not so nice on the beanbag!

[gaz 284]

The boxer shorts,pants,thong or my prefrence under the cammo's....the old french knickers yer stranding in,just whip out yer knife out and cut them away from the body and hey presto....better and more luxurious than any grass or dockin leaves

[Guest jimbobsweeney]

what if ye have the shplatters?

[ukshooter 0]

what if ye have the shplatters?

bend and let the breeze sort it, on a warm day 10 mins should do the trick followed by rubbibg your cleft down a sapling to remove any offendind dried on clag nuts

[mackem 27,389]

Once did it with hot sand for a month

[Guest jimbobsweeney]

i left a big wan in a fellas garden. i was making a nite time tinker up to his car. i always need to shite at the wrong time. happens when i go lamping as well.

[Guest jimbobsweeney]

heres where i take to shite at the moment. we call it the crapper slapper. Edited May 11, 2008 by jimbobsweeney