maty j 6 Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 well it would explain why they walked the way they did. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Funny topic ... I can't believe you guys are still discussing the best way to wipe yer arses Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Knifebar 0 Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 In times gone by KINGS used ducks. I perfer Cement bags. or Page 3, The Sun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Common sense on a hunting forum and no one has yet picked it up !! A pelt from wabbit or tree rat would be well smooth, not tried or tested yet but the thought is there now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mac tire 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Once had to take a dump at the edge of a field of potatoes, some nice soft leaves were well within reach...the underside was very soft and the upper side was a bit rougher, so a few quick wipes with the top, and then the bottom to 'polish' the job off...Happy Days Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eamon.Mc Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Maybe Ditch shitter could enlighten us on this subject, after all he has the appropriate name? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ben.c 0 Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 The brother-in-law! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,377 Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Common sense on a hunting forum and no one has yet picked it up !! A pelt from wabbit or tree rat would be well smooth, not tried or tested yet but the thought is there now What if you catch myxie-bum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cúagusgiorraí 57 Posted July 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 I was out the other day, and dare I say.... was unfortunately touching cloth! After relieving myself, I glanced about me for Ditch Shitter's suggested Sphagnum Moss, and couldn't find any! I then considered another of Ditch's method of cleaning; having the dogs give me a good arse licking! But decided that wasn't my style so opted for some dock leaf. Anyone else getting caught out while mooching in the fields? How did you survive this uncomfortable situation? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rickyspringer 15 Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 haven't read the whole topic, but its a great one for me I use a sock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 i just use my hand, then wipe it in the grass it gets in your nails but you soon wash them when you get back home Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JOHNBOY 18 Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 cut or rip your scants off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irishnut 297 Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 wipe your arse with the terrier, wash it when home lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
micky1 4 Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 use [bANNED TEXT] monkey hat then turn it inside out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted July 3, 2010 Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 I normally am pretty good i always take toilet paper but on the very rare occastion that i have been caught out i allways take loads of fag papers ( cause i got a bit of a thing about running out and not being able to have a fag ) and have found my self having to stick together a load of them n its a bit of a job but then you dont get any grass, moss or dock leaf stuck to yer bum :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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